**September** profile picture

**September**

I go hard, I go home

About Me


**Other people's lives seem more interesting cuz they ain't mine (from a Modest Mouse song by the way)**
**Umm...ok, here's a little bit:**
**My name is September & yes, I was born in September.**
**I'm kinda shy unless I know you or I've been drinking.**
**I feel naked without eyeliner.**
**I love laughing and being silly.**
**I like reading my fortune in fortune cookies like it's going to be some life changing event or something.**
**I have two tattoos and may get more soon.**
**I like watching my daughter in the rear view mirror especially when she dances and sings or makes her stuffed animals do the same.**
**I don't like Pooh girls,Tweety Bird girls, or Taz girls.**
**I definitely have to be buzzing/drunk to dance.**
**I hate feet (especially toes).**
**I think the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say is, "Your dick ain't big enough for you to be shitting on me." I guess if the guy had a big one it'd be ok for him to treat her like shit.**
**I like it.**
**I don't like orange girls, bar rat girls, or slutty slut slut girls.**
**I like drinking when I can. I love Raspberry Lambic, Buttery Nipples, & Captain Morgan & Coke.Buy me one please.**
**I hate all seafood and have a fear of crabs.**
**I admit I have no sense of direction but you can tell that after being in the car with me for 5 minutes.**
**I am not very photogenic, it looks like I'm saying "MMMRRR" in all my pictures.**
**I am not good at accepting compliments but I try thank you.**
**That's all you get. Wow, that really tells you nothing about me.**
**My Favorite Keychain Ever:**
**If you don't know how to pronounce, or know the definition of the "C" word from the keychain above look it up & it'll be a lot funnier. Hint:It has nothing to do with coins.**
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My Interests

**My sweet & amazing daughter October (Tobie) & yes she was born in October**

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**friends**
**family**
**laughter**
**music**
**thrift stores**
**shoes betch**
**drinking**
**dancing drunkedly**
**getting my socks rocked off**
**telling true funny stories**
**Christina Ricci**
**Chick-fil-a**

I'd like to meet:

**Umm, probably no one that's normal**
**Someone who gets my jokes & likes 'em too**
**Someone that knows the difference between to, too, & two, your & you're, & there, their & they're**
**Someone that can balance their own checkbook**

**I'll tell you who I DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT want to meet**
**Liars**
**Cheaters**
**Flip Flop/Sandal/Shower Shoes wearing guys**
**Yo boys**
**Muscle men**
**Star Trek/Stargate SG-1/Japanimation watching guys**
**Fishing/Hunting guys**
**Country Music listening guys**
**Monster truck driving guys**
**Bubbly Bup Bups (also known as Bubbly Butted Military Men)**

Music:

**Modest Mouse**
**Coldplay**
**Sonic Youth**
**Le Tigre**
**Joy Division**
**Babes in Toyland**
**Editors**
**The Rapture**
**Liz Phair**
**The Breeders**
**Mudhoney**
**The Jesus Lizard**
**Radiohead**
**Mazzy Star**
**Slant 6**
**Cat Power**
**Yeah Yeah Yeahs**
**The Cranes**
**Nirvana**
**Dido**
**Metric**
**Free Kitten**
**L7**
**Pixies**
**The Pretenders**
**Royal Trux**
**Blonde Redhead**
**Tom Petty**
**Ciccone Youth**
**Deftones**
**The Cars**
**The Meices**
**Dire Straits**
**The Vaselines**
**Emily Haines**

Movies:

**Buffalo '66 is my very favorite**

**Great Expectations**
**The Cell**
**Big Fish**
**The Forgotten**
**American Beauty**
**Nightmare Before Christmas**
**Devil's Advocate**
**Memento**
**The Ring**
**Hero**

Television:

**When I'm not watching Care Bears,
Teletubbies, Elmo or Blues Clues
with my daughter, I enjoy:

**That 70's Show**
**Forensic Files**
**CSI crap**

Books:

**Astrology books**
**Dream Dictionaries**

Heroes:

**Tobie Girl**

**Me @ age 3 when I was ready to kick some ass**

My Blog

Funny stuff my kid says

Kids are so cool. My daughter cracks me up with things she says everyday. Some of the latest:1."The trees are running fast, I can't reach 'em." (Said when we were driving in the car and she was lookin...
Posted by Evolseptember is Far from Evil on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Me as Songs

Choose a band and answer only in song titles by that bandBAND: Sonic Youth1. Are you male or female?*Little Trouble Girl*2. Describe yourself:*Drunken Butterfly*3. How do some people feel about you?*(...
Posted by Evolseptember is Far from Evil on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:06:00 PST

Words Lost

New experience. Attention to details never thought twice about until it's done.Others know. They can sense it. But I can't make sense of it. We can't talk about what we want to talk about. Watching sm...
Posted by Evolseptember is Far from Evil on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST

I wish I could save you

Being a mom is one of the greatest things I have experienced in this life so far. One thing that really bothers me is that one day my daughter is going to have to deal with some bullshit kids (and adu...
Posted by Evolseptember is Far from Evil on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

I can't feel a thing

Hustle Rose by Metric: You could throw me a boneIf I get too close you wake me up Remind me softly to goIf I forget won't you wake me up Remind me not to feel a thingKeep the dream tightI can't feel a...
Posted by Evolseptember is Far from Evil on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST