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lizahosen

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea

About Me

Last night I tried to walk home from zeitgeist with my eyes closed. I wanted to test how many steps I could take before I got too nervous and had to open my eyes. My best was 21 steps. I think I have OCD.

Last week I saw a double rainbow.

Today I was so out of it that I unwrapped a hershey kiss and put the wrapper in my mouth instead of the chocolate.

Yesterday a hummingbird almost flew into my hair.

All of my sunglasses are broken!

www.flickr.com/photos/lizahosen

My Interests

urban safaris, black eyes, hand stands, old sneakers, weird cameras, outer space, impossibles, pizza parties, lifting up strangers, saloons and taverns, soft sheets, rope swings, dock dinosaurs, train windows, thunderstorms, condiments, lederhosen, beach days, nature, packages, spazz dances, lifetime sing alongs, crossword puzzles, graph paper, free food, back flips, slow jams, wood paneling, teatime, long shadows, scar stories, pump fakes, high kicks, drinking in the shower, watering the garden, taking retards to the zoo.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Brule

Music:

lately:
tom petty, devo, mission of burma, hot snakes, hüsker dü, the beach boys, descendents, wreckless eric, clap your hands say yeah, sub society, spoon, wire, NRBQ, sense field, minutemen

or anything with organs, hand claps or seagull cries.

Movies:

paper moon
paris, texas

Television:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, spaced, nova, mythbusters, america's funniest home videos

Books:

big up, cloudy with a chance of meatballs

My Blog

Driving Lessons?

Is anyone willing to give me driving lessons??? I am almost 28 years old and only have my NY Learner's Permit! A Big parking lot and an automatic would be ideal. The windows need to be up and the radi...
Posted by lizahosen on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

I went to LA and all I got was this stupid bronchitis.

Man- the Flu and Bronchitis- I have never been this ill in my life...I thought my skin was gonna burst into flames at one point...I thought I was going to cough up two lungs at another point...I thoug...
Posted by lizahosen on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

STREET HOCKEY! SF STYLE.

Hello.I am looking into starting a street hockey league right here in san francisco!!!I used to play in ny and it was super awesome. We played on sneakers (not on wheels). We drank lots of beers. We g...
Posted by lizahosen on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

HALLOWEEN PRE-PARTY!

Attention Boys and Ghouls: You are cordially invited to a Spooktacular pre-party at the old Broderick Mansion on Saturday evening!Come One, Come All- whether you be a Ninja Turtle, a Slutty Princess, ...
Posted by lizahosen on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

She's my best friend.

Jen Corbett (a.k.a- my best friend) is moving to San Francisco from Boston next week!!! I am really excited to welcome her. After years of talk she is finally making the move.Jen's the raddest girl an...
Posted by lizahosen on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST

Bolinas Photos...

are posted up onmy flickr pageI took about a million photos. It was a fun time.
Posted by lizahosen on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:50:00 PST

freedom!

Yesss...Starting July 1st I will be totally free for the summer. I am taking some time off work to get awesome. I will be looking for activity partners to partake in the following:-bike rides-drinking...
Posted by lizahosen on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST

number one BRUISER.

so, as I was biking home from work I was pushed off my bike by a fifteen year old black girl!!! I was at McAllister and Webster and there was a big group of kids just hanging out like usual... then I ...
Posted by lizahosen on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

tennis anyone?

Kristine and I just bought matching tennis racquets. We would like to battle you on the courts. Name the time and place and we will bring it. ace in your face.
Posted by lizahosen on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

Photos!

check out some photos of this weekend's outdoor party action!flickr.com/photos/lizahosen
Posted by lizahosen on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST