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my favorite benji quotes"One egg, one sperm, two babies.""When I get close to someone, like Joel, I would die for him.""My Mom said, 'If you have sex before you get married, you're going to hell.' So now I'm...going to hell. I'm just kidding!""I usually hit my head on the wall.""If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail.""The Backstreet Boys makeout with each other." (on blink-182's video for All the Small Things)Girl: I'm only coming to the night show. Benji: What?! There goes my heart walking down the street."Yea, of course, the boxers are yummy and it's the bacon that gets the girls. No, wait! It's the other way around!""Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!""This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, 'cause I've had some troubles with that before." (during Seasons)"It's twisted and wrong if your own brother turns you on!""They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." (on his tattoos and piercings)"What's my official statement? My official statement is... that I've been wearing the same underwear for the the past four days!""Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is life""I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out.""I haven't showered in days...but yeah I'm still good.""I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic.""What the?? The damn voices are talking.""I haven't taken a shower in 4 days, I guess that makes me more punk.""We were put together by the label. We had to try out in a gymnasium. No, I'm just kidding. That's how the Backstreet Boys got together!"Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band? Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye""Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!""That's surprising that I smell good... I haven't showered in...three weeks.""Are any of you kids out there Sexually Active? *Screams from kids* Well USE CONDOMS!! Cause we DON'T want children having children and babies having babies. Any of you adults sexually active? USE CONDOMS!! Cause God, look at these kids!"Positive, positive, everything is positive!""It's amazing the fun you can have for 99 cents.""Yeah we're packing for Europe still and I probably will be ending up wearing the same clothes for 3 weeks but I like to pack just in case, haha I bet I'll have a record of how long I can go without showering.""Bonjour biatch! Au revoir biatch!""You know, uh, fame and fortune and success has really changed me. Now I'm a complete asshole.""And, uh, if we sound like uneducated fools, it's because we are."

More quotes....Benji:"Chris Care-a-bear-a" Joel:"Carrabba." Benji:"Care-a-bear-a" Joel:"Carrabba, bitch." Benji:"I call him Chris Care-a-bear-a, he's a care bear, he cares."Joel: "It's also scary and confusing." Benji: "I'm confused and scared."Benji: Joel fell off the stage. He tripped. Joel: ...This is the new vid-- Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment ever. Joel: Shut up... No, you are my most embarrassing moment ever.sum joel quotes:"I was too lazy so i was like i'll sing." - on GC's first practicerock sound: Bondage or Bedtime? Joel: "Probably bedtime. When I think of bedtime I think of nice lingerie and candles. Bondage is a Benji thing."rock sound: Shaggy or Shaven? Joel: "Shaven, I like it smooth and clean! Hair is never a fun thing for anyone. I trim.""Pull out your lighters, your cell phones. Those things that glow, where ever they are.""If I liked a girl, she would never know it.""We got lucky. We had a f*cked up Dad but a great Mom.""I love all women!""Benji's the evil twin."Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass. Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here... [leaves]"G to the mother f*ckin' C!""Yeah, our fans kick every other fans' ass.""Benji is a male groupie for Lionel Ritchie"
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You scored as Benji Madden. YOU MOST RELATE TO BENJAMIN LEVI MADDEN. YOU ARE THE FUNNY ONE OUT OF THE GROUP AND YET YOU ARE THE SHYEST TOO. YOU JUST CANT WAIT TO GET OUT THERE WILL ALL OF YOUR BUDS AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME DOING WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE DOING

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Joel Madden

Billy Martin

Chris Wilson

Paul Thomas

Music:

Luvz:
good charlotte (I fuckin' love them!)
simple plan (You guys are amazing)
mest
fall out boy
yellowcard
linkin park
the used
papa roach
marilyn manson
paramore
bowling for soup
new found glory
lostprophets
sugarcult
blink 182
angels&airwaves
metallica
guns n’ roses
bad religion
breaking benjamin
limp bizkit
placebo
avril lavigne
pink
and there are still more to come…
germany baby:
Böhse Onkelz
Die Ärzte
Itchy Poopzkid
Sportfreunde Stiller

hatz:
Backstreet Boys
Justin Timberlake
Britney Spears
Tokio Hotel
rap & hip hop is not really my type of music
techno(makes me fuzzy in the head)

Movies:

bad boys I&II, save the last dance, catch me if you can, halloween, the scream triology, Pirates of the Caribean, The fast and the furious & 2 fast 2 furious, The pacifier, everything with Adam Sandler, GC's Fast Future Generation, Live @ Brixton Academy(my personal porn... haha) and A BIG PACKAGE FOR YOU by SIMPLE PLAN... I was never closer to tears cuz of laughing!

Television:

The Simpsons, CSI Miami, Lost, the OC, Desperate Housewifes, Family Guy, American Dad, Drawn together and some more...

Books:

I like ken follett,stephen king,dan brown and noah gordon
my favorite books "The pillars of the earth by ken follett[read it 4 times already], Digital fortress & the da vinci code by dan brown.

Heroes:

Benjamin Levi Madden, aka "Benjamin Combs" *wink*[I know more than you think, baby!]