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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
But no for real im just a 21 year old guy trying to make something out of myself. My life is music one in the same and i honestly cant ever see that changing. I love driving at night, windows down, stereo blasting trying to get lost on back roads in Ohio (almost impossible trust me). I am not a religous person but do belive things happen for a reason, i belive in karma or the fact that you do wrong you get wronged you do right you get righted lol. I am forever a shy hopeless romantic and thats the way i like it. im a bit of a star gazer and a dreamer but the way i see it if you dont have dreams in life you have givin up on improving yourself and those you love. well im getting tierd of talking about myself if you want to know more my SN on aol is Koonzbe69 or just send me a message
Love & Peace Always Andrew
Yeah so what i have cooler friends then you!!!!!

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My Interests

Women,Music,drinkin,football in that order

I'd like to meet:

Honestly im just glad ive met all of the people i have cuz without them life would be dull. But, if i had too it would be Jewel or Kurt Cobian because there poetry is so crazy and intense i would love to hear there opinion on things

Be careful to get out of an experience all the wisdom that is in it; not like the cat that sits down on a hot stove. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again...and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Music:

The mighty Met, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Lamb of God, Manson, Kenny Wayne Sheperd, system of a down, drowing pool w/dave, (HED) P.E., led zepplin, doors, dave matthews, Mastodon, Phish, old school dre and snoop, wolfmother, red hot chili peppers, hank williams jr., static x, Nirvana, Breaking Benjamin, The first staind record, Sponge, old Reel Big Fish, 7 mary three, Deep Purple, Iggy and the Stooges, MC5, Jewel, Black Crowes, Devil Driver, Korn, Limp Bizkit(i cant help it), and a bunch of other shit that i dont feel like listing

Movies:

One word..... ANCHORMAN

Television:

i love the show intervention on A&E and have been drooling every sunday over that new show Planet Earth if you have a chance check it out its fucking amazing

Books:

my favorite book ever is from like the 8th grade lol its called the hatchet. right now im reading stephen kings "the cell"

Heroes:

anyone who makes it to old age without giving up and going crazy... and oh yeah Andrew Dice Clay giving the name Andrew a kick ass rep for years

My Blog

My First Movie

Well here it is it toke a while to get it down to one minute but ill be posting a Directors Cut here soon and I think that will turn out much better ...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

Why????

Ok, so i feel like bitching once again so deal. Am i the only person in this country that isnt extremely off? Ive been reading alot of stuff lately that is always extremely liberal or extremely conser...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:13:00 PST

why i HATE organized religion

Ok everything below this line i didnt write. This only increases my rage for shallow minded fucks like people that write things like this. I will not go to hell for not praying before bed or...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:14:00 PST

Family

Family is such a funny word. More than likely its used to define the people that shares a blood line with you. But, in my sense of the word it also means the people that were there for you at your wor...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

zeitgeist

Ok, this movie is one of THE best things ive ever watched in my entire life it is the outmost scariest/depressing/fustrated thing ive ever watched this video was banned by YouTube for its content. You...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:09:00 PST

What the fuck is an EV1?????

i didnt know either but i found out that it was a manufactered fully electric car that was made by GM in the mid 90s till about 2003 and they were capable of going around 120 miles on one charge equal...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

So there I am driving home from work, A drive that normally takes about 3 minutes or so, on old yellow spring rd and blasting some Mudvayne. All of a sudden BAM!! a blue streak wisks across my v...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

quotes that i love

"If the first grape you eat is bitter then you will not bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one then you will be willing to eat a lot of bitter grapes in search of anothe...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

Life is Boring

You ever get to that point in your life when everything seems to be going well. You got some good things some bad things but nothing terrific or horrible happening. Thats where im at right now, im on ...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:34:00 PST

I dont know

I saw a guy today wearing a fucking bandana tied around his neck in girl pants and a toddler t-shirt ugly as fuck with women all over him!!!! What the fuck is going on in this world. If i have to look...
Posted by UNSCARRED on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST