Chuck Norris-isms |
1. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. 3. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. 4. Chuck Norris' blood ... Posted by Jonetta on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Brothers & Sisters; Do you qualify? |
A Sista's Poem and a Brother's ResponseDo you qualify to be the man I need you to be?Will you be able to recognize the things youneed to see? Will you be able to understand, thatI'm a good woman and i... Posted by Jonetta on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:13:00 PST |
I GOT TAGGED... THANKS ALICIA.... |
Let's see.. Because Alicia got tagged, she decided to tag me. Now I have to write seven odd/weird things about me and then tag 7 other folks.. who in turn have to write their own blog with their... Posted by Jonetta on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:01:00 PST |
The MAN of the house -- Hilarious!!!!! Thanks Michelle... |
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled You Can Be theMan of Your House. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said... Posted by Jonetta on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST |
This is what I want *sigh |
Tru Love
It's true loveWhen you say you need me like I need youAnd you can't be without meLike I can't be without youIt's true loveWhen we spend time talking on the phoneCause when we're not ar... Posted by Jonetta on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:05:00 PST |
CLASSES FOR MEN!!!! |
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Feb. 19, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES W... Posted by Jonetta on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST |
LADIES ONLY!!!!!! |
YES!!! There is vengenance!!!!!! I'im watching the Jamie Foxx comediy think of Comedy Central, right.. Guess what kinda commercial comes on... I hear that damn girls gone wild music and get read... Posted by Jonetta on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST |
I NEED A MAN!! |
Look y'all!! I'm fucking disgusted of being by myself. If there are ANY Good man around, send me a message!!! Tell me about yourself.
I'm tired of always being alone!!... Posted by Jonetta on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST |
Twas the Night B4 Christmas & Mommy is BROKE!! |
It's 7:30 & Peanut and I are about to make cookies to leave out for Santa Claus.. I realize that this is TECHINCALLY his second Christmas but he was too young to enjoy it last year. He's enj... Posted by Jonetta on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 04:42:00 PST |
You know you're COUNTRY.... |
You Know You're From South Carolina When...
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinki... Posted by Jonetta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |