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Mamfa

Wisdom is knowing when to shut the fuck up." - Adam West

About Me

Sometimes, I just don't know about me...

My Interests

The great outdoors, my friends, filthy humor, all types of humor, actually, but filthy is the best... top shelf vodka tonics or dirty martinis and cheep beer, my pets (Blacula & Rat Boy), going places, good music, great shoes, necklaces, anything vintage, especially furniture, reading reading reading, painting random crap, random painted crap, thrift stores and hole in the wall antique shops, good food, board games...

I'd like to meet:

Okay... so after attempting to be all open and friendly... I find that only odd random people want to add me as a friend... like those 'step on my nuts with high heels kinda' people... So, I only want to know the people I know... I never met anyone online, kinda creepy... but whatever... and if I drunkenly met you at a party, and squawked something about myspace, we could be friends. But I delete the boring people, so if you're adding me to increase the number of folks on your list... you suck.

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Arcade Fire, The Killers, Pete Yorn, Bob Marley, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, the Smiths, Amy Winehouse, Beck, the Pretenders, the Postal Service, Interpol, Weezer, the Shins, Bloc Party, Cake, the Cure, Van Morrison, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, David Bowie, the Faint, the Foo Fighters, Patsy Cline, Etta James, Elvis, Incubus, Pat Benetar, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Murder City Devils, Modest Mouse, Outkast, Common, Radiohead, Sublime, the Talking Heads, Xiu Xiu, !!!, Uh... there's so much more!

Movies:

I'll watch almost anything. I love John Waters movies, and Tim Burton movies, and Hayoa Myazki, and Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Pedro Almodovar films. I love Harry Potter too, and gimme Pixar.

Television:

The Food Network: Ace of Cakes, and Iron Chef, and Good Eats.

Books:

I love memoirs... especially Sedaris and Burroughs (typical, but whatever) and historical fiction, as long as it's not crappy. And I just discovered Tom Robbins, who I will be reading frequently for the next little while. I'm always down for a good book. But I really hate detective or crime or court drama books. And Dean Koontz is good while suntanning. I LOVE MY LIBRARY CARD!

Heroes:

Did you have to ask?Lest I forget!

My Blog

once around the sun!

I'm really weird about numbers. I like to reset the odometer on my car to find out exactly how far away everything is. I like to know the exact temperature. I remember dates significant to me (sorry I...
Posted by Mamfa on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:44:00 PST

Feist is awesome.

I think her show is one of the coolest I've been to, even though it was mellow throughout most of it (kinda like the CD). It was so mellow Margie fell asleep. haha. I couldn't rouse her, and I lost Ch...
Posted by Mamfa on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:25:00 PST

Wopbopaloobopbawopbamboom

Things are swell in mountain land. I'm working 9 straight graveyards. It sucks, and I feel like a vampire, but oh, the paycheck is gonna be nice. I'mma hand it over to the South Carolina Department o...
Posted by Mamfa on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

woes and such...

Sometimes, I really worry that I’m white trash. And then I think, ’Wait... I’m reasonably smart, and my hygeine habits are pretty up to par, and I’m not knocked up.’ So...
Posted by Mamfa on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:52:00 PST

tired.

Today was fun. And looooooooong. Just before I finished my graveyard shift, Samantha J's drunk butt shows up to the gas station, and wants to go riding around. So I left work and we drove around for ...
Posted by Mamfa on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

i need to blog.

It's been awhile! Chris and I moved into our new apartment. It's below our friends Chris & Erin's house. They have this cute little house only about 30 seconds from where we work (we can see the s...
Posted by Mamfa on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST

BAD BAD BAD BAD MAMFA!

Okay... let me preface by saying I don't give a shit about Valentine's Day. I mean, it's cool. I'm not one of those uber pessimistic bitches or anything, but I guess kinda. It is a greeting card holid...
Posted by Mamfa on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST

i’m weird...

So, I'm reading this book, and the very first page features a sentence, for some odd reason, that I am in love with. Thought I'd share. 'The umbilicus serves, then withrdraws, leaving but a single fo...
Posted by Mamfa on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:47:00 PST

the simple joys of night shift.

I'm starting to think that anyone interested in the psychiatric feild, anthropology, or even philosopy should get a job working graveyard at a gas station. Seriously, fascinating. 1.) The newspaper ...
Posted by Mamfa on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

I enjoyed the superbowl?

Haha. I actually did. I like, got into it. I was 'rooting' for the Giants, just because Tom Brady plays for the patriots, and thanks to my extensive readership of US weekly, I know that he dumped his ...
Posted by Mamfa on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST