Humans |
The other night I watched this show entitled, "When Good Pets Go Bad." The title was very misleading, as the show was not about pets, but rather about humans treating wild animals as pets and what hap...
Posted by She on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST |
Squirrels Suck! |
On my break for lunch from my slave labor "job" I walked to Washington Square Park for a place to sit and eat my pathetic sandwich. When I entered the park, I heard some homeless bearded man yell " Do...
Posted by She on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST |
The Death of Appliances |
This past month all of my electrical appliances died spontaneously, eerily, at around the same time. First it was my manual camera, then it was my cell phone, then my computer, then my discman (which ...
Posted by She on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST |
Random Encounter .589 |
I get on the number four train last night, totally out of breath as I ran up the stairs to catch the train. There's this man sitting across from me, smiles, so I smile back. He then whips out a sketch...
Posted by She on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:52:00 PST |
Something for the Ladies |
I found this gem with the lovely Alita while looking through the fifty cent books. It had lots of awesome cartoons, but this was by far the best. I think they should have made the uterus look more evi...
Posted by She on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST |
Creepy Phone Call |
So, last night, I was late in meeting Alita, and the phone rang. The man on the other end had a nasal voice. He ended all of his sentences as one would a question, with the slightly upward tone at the...
Posted by She on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:46:00 PST |
A Great Day |
Today, ladies and gentlemen, I gave my first burp. A real one, a loud one, a delicious one. And it was awesome. New territory has been charted, never shall I return to the lady burbing of yesteryears.
Posted by She on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST |
Evil |
Stupid built in obsolescence.
Posted by She on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:28:00 PST |
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poop!
Posted by She on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
