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tha.ITCH (aka tha.CHANCELLOR)

Oh yeah?! Well...MY dad's gonna buy me a DIRT BIKE!

About Me

I'll be DJ'ing at the Dub Trio CD Release Party! Woo Hoo! If you haven't seen these guys yet, the musicianship of their live show is phenomenal, and they rock so fuckin' hard.And then the next night, my band Hype of the States will be playing our first show in Manhattan in quite awhile...please come check it out.

My Interests

DJ, music production, web design, tiki decor, tropical fish, building things, eating fresh mozzarella sandwhiches, and Pad Thai.

I'd like to meet:

Actually, you know who I'd like to meet? Those frickin' chicks in that elevator with the dude with the Axe body spray. I mean, I'm not one to file frivolous lawsuits because it ruins our society, but c'mon....that is false fucking advertising! I used Axe body spray EVERY DAY for like 3 years and NOT ONE CHICK hit on me in an elevator, closed space, open space, or anywhere else for that matter. I want to ask those girls if they really thought that dude smelled hot and they couldn't control themselves, or if they just got paid to react like that to make the product more appealing. What whores.

R.I.P. Axe Body Spray - July 13, 2006

I've moved on to "Egyptian Musk" oil....for the layyyyydeeeeeeeeeeessss

Music:

Current faves include Daft Punk, Junior Jack, Eric Prydz, Axwell, Bob Sinclar, Sander Kleinenberg, Andrew W.K., Madonna, M.I.A.

Kickin' it old school faves: Metallica, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Faith No More, Marilyn Manson, Nirvana

Movies:

Horror!, Sci-Fi! Action! Kung-Fu! Special Effects! Dawn of the Dead and Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the remakes, yo!), The Matrix trilogy, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jurrasic Park, Beetlejuice, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Signs and The Village just to name a few. My DVD collection is insane. Yeah DVD's!

Television:

Television is something to watch DVD's on. And maybe Reading Rainbow, if it happens to be on.