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2sexy4thisworld

helping the white man dance for over 50 years

About Me

hello i am albert and i am better than you. yes, it is true. from my chizzled six-pack to my amazing facial features, and down to my toes, i am better than you. i am also more humble. more humble than you will ever be. deal. i enjoy hanging out with friends, vandilizing public property, reading, drinking, and eating good food. Your mammas pretty fun too. when im not posing for art classes, i can be found at my malibu beach house, resort, and spa. IM me at comicbookgeek179. don't talk to me though unless you are a friend, want to become a friend, family, need help with something, just want to talk, or are trying to find out more about this sexy kid named albert.

My Interests

Curling up in front of the fireplace to read a book, the fine arts of wine tasting, ultimate frisbee, and my collection of exotic parakeets

I'd like to meet:

-Chuck Norris: He kicks ass, almost as much as i do - The Guy who invented sliced bread... BRILLLLLLLLLLIANT!!!!! - Spongebob, so I could kick his ass; he annoys the hell out of me - Stan Lee: The guy's a freaking legend - Those socalled "Hollywood Elite" dumbasses who name their kids weird things like Audio Science; I'd ask them what they were high on when they were naming their kids

Music:

anything but rap and screamo

Movies:

i like to watch movies that make me laugh

Television:

Does it really matter

Books:

are fun to read. Especially the ones with words

Heroes:

Cookie Dough. The pressure it has to deal with all the time. It tastes good cooked, raw, in ice-cream, in candy... need I go on? I think not.