Godsbastardson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello fuckface, and thanks for visiting, just a few things about me.1. I'm Married 2. I've a kid (kyut jnr) 3. I've a dog (no no no, not the wife) 4. I'm not jewish and I have the foreskin to prove it 5. I'm not a racist (not all the time anyway) 6. I can't be arsed to shave (above or below the equator) 7. I have big hair to cover the thumb marks from point One 8. I'm not British, I'm English 9. Oldham Athletic (nothing else needs saying) 10. I like black pudding made with the Cosmoedit Myspace Editor

My Interests

Football............er.......driving......er...offensive remarks.

I'd like to meet:

Jodie Marsh, in a dark alley, with a machete and a very hungry pig.

Music:

Yes I like music

Movies:

Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Tin Cup, Rocky (all of them), Rambo First Blood, Shaving Ryans Privates

Television:

Red Dwarf, anything with Coogan in it, Open all Hours, Porridge, South Park, Simpsons, Bay Watch (oh Pammy), A-Team, and anything with with Jodie Marsh in it, so i can turn the droopy chested southern bitch off.

Books:

Playboy

Heroes:

Hugh Heffner, Andy Ritchie, Hitler and of course Pele

My Blog

Fucking cars

It took me and hour to remove two drop links, then when i was putting one of the new ones on - it snapped. Fucked off big time. Moral of the story - don't buy cheap parts!
Posted by Godsbastardson on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:32:00 PST

Hair Cut

Now as some of you that know me, will know - my hair is a state. So I finshed work a little early, and got my hair cut. 4inches of hair hit the floor, and it looks shite! I am no longer going to...
Posted by Godsbastardson on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:31:00 PST

HGV

Well, I passed my HGV test. Fucked up a couple of gear changes, and had some idiots driving behind/infront me and a suicidal chink on a bike, but I didn't kill anyone. So I Passed. GE...
Posted by Godsbastardson on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST

Roadworks? Stuck at the lights?

Flash your headlights at the traffic lights, and the sensor ontop of the lights thinks more cars are coming and to prevent a back log of traffic they will change in your favour. Tomorrow, what ...
Posted by Godsbastardson on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:37:00 PST