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Smellery

We Like Finger Scissors!

About Me

As long as we're living in this fantasy world, we might as well throw in time travel.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

MOCKING PATHETIC SLUTS MYSELF. Vincent Gallo sperm. Keepin' it real, the new vocabulary, getting stalked by Taylor, hating life lol. Pomegrantes. off_hotfashion. Thinking about going to the gym, finger scissors, rearranging my bedroom furniture biweekly, crafternoons, "that's embarrassing." Clothes with horses/unicorns. Fighting crime by any means necessary. Avoiding the PCDs by any means necessary. Acting my age but looking yours. Snow days + dirty comment threads.

I'd like to meet:

Partners in crimefighting. Conspiracy theorists. People who understand that happiness is... a wolf hybrid.

Music:

It's thematic!

Television:

CSI, How I Met Your Mother, Dawson's Creek.

Books:

My 2007 Ikea catalogue, Marya Hornbacher's The Center of Winter

Heroes:

Me because I am awesome.

My Blog

Good Holy Hell

My boyfriend is awesome. That's all.
Posted by Smellery on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

Holy Hell You Guys

People on the internet take shit wayyyyyy to seriously, f'reals. Christ on a fuh-rickin' cross. How 'bout this: EVERYTHING I SAY IS A FUCKING JOKE, GIT OVER IT. I'm just here for the lols. Also, I nev...
Posted by Smellery on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:42:00 PST

Birthday

Three weeks and six days until my birthday. Shop early, shop often.I can't decide if I'm freaked about turning 30 or not. Talk to me in three weeks and five days.
Posted by Smellery on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

Ugh.

I am sick to death of liars. Worst excuse for lying ever? "It was easily than telling the truth." Ugh, ugh, make me want to throw up.
Posted by Smellery on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

On Happiness

Last weekend I let go of all the pent up negative bullshit anger and resentment left over from my last relationship and now all I have left is happiness. Happiness and a big ol' crush. I'm a smitten k...
Posted by Smellery on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

wtf

... is with people whose self-worth is so tied up in the number of people on their friends list that they blow a huge fuse if someone deletes them? Ugh. Humanity has problems.
Posted by Smellery on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

Attn friends of BigCee:

I'm deleting you tomorrow (Tuesday) morning. I don't want to look at the back of Clay's head on your myspace anymore. Sorry.
Posted by Smellery on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

Current Balance $4,516.58

Someone stole my bankcard info & PIN and did a bunch of totally assinine fraudulent transactions and got my account frozen, right before I have to deposit all my cheques and pay my rent. SUCK.
Posted by Smellery on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

Still Snowing!

This snow situation is hilarious. I was just outside with an old dustpan scraping my stairs in case any of my clients show up tomorrow. I can't have preschoolers falling down the stairs and braining t...
Posted by Smellery on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST