I'd really love to break your heart ...
I work hard and play even harder.
I outwork and outparty everyone I know.
I'm up while you're sleeping.
I am in marketing and advertising in the stock market
...but I'm a small town, home grown, wild child away from my white collar.
and yes, I am better than you.
Men love me and the girls want to be like me.
I'm too cool for school, baby.
I am a busy girl and I probably don't have time for you.
I am a narcissistic bite in the ass. Do you love it?
... but I believe in karma.
I like mean machines, tattoos, loud music, tough dogs and good times.
I stole alot of this from another, and editted it so that it tells about me. Why? Because I'm a lazy typer:
I love my dog, she's like my child -- I would do anything for her. I will do anything for my friends. I look after myself. I am a neat-freak who must have a clean house, but I hate to clean. I like smelling pretty. I expect alot from the people I care about. I love dramatic and interesting people, if you're not entertaining, I probably won't give you the time of day. I don't care if people like me or not because I have more than enough friends already. I love riding on motorcycles. I like bad boys. I *hate* talking on the phone and RARELY return calls. I have lots of secrets and do not trust many people. I like to be the centre of attention. I have never been dumped. I am a heart breaker, but I am not heartless. I like being independant. I *love* living alone. I like guys with tattoos, lots of tattoos! I like people who have goals in their life. I judge everyone and am a bit of a snob. I like kissing. I love making out. I like guys who can fix things. I hate when girls don't wear make-up. I hate body hair. I love getting ready to go out. I love putting on make-up. I like getting tattooed. I love cream soda slurpees. I love cheerios! I like guys who take control. I like people who have their own lives.
I stopped caring a long time ago.
