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FLACCID

Not Van Halen. Or Jimmy Buffett. Steve Burke.

About Me

Ok, by now you all know where Flaccid came from and who they've fucked over the years. Now let's get into why they're still around. Simply put, we know we're better than you. Think about it; has your band ever rocked out in Phil's back yard twice in a month? Have you even been invited BACK to Phil's back yard. To say the the least his mothers' back yard? Appleton Street is nothing compared to the power we now weild. The guitar prowess of John Fitzgerald, the thunder bass of Stephen Simonelli, the God Of The Drum Kit Steve Burke, up in yo' muthafuckin' face. If you don't know by now, you never will. Bring it.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/28/2005
Band Members: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Fuckin' Fitzy! Burke and Khary. I think he'd look great as our new lead singer, don't you? Sim and a bag o'dicks. What else is new?
Influences: Beer and weed
Record Label: Drunk Fuck Records
Type of Label: None