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DAVE/STRANGE FLESH

A SLAVE TO FREEDOM, A CHILD OF LIGHT

About Me


SCOTTISH BORN, RABID LIBETARIAN, SELF-MADE(INSERT YOUR OWN PHRASE HERE), FATHER OF FIVE, IRON MAIDEN FANATIC(NEVERMORE'S A CLOSE SECOND), GUITAR SLINGER FOR STRANGE FLESH FOR OVER 20 YEARS! SELF TAUGHT COOK(GOOD ON THE GRILL), BEER DRINKING FRIEND TO ALL........less your a liberal! HORRENDOUS OVER-TIPPER, EMPLOYER OF THE GAINFULLY UNEMPLOYABLE, PART-TIME BAND DEMISE PROGNOSTICATOR, MASTER OF THE ROBOT DANCE, PRESIDENT OF THE "BEAVERS WITHOUT TAILS" SOUTH HAMPTON ROADS ARAGONA CHAPTER, CO-CHAIR OF THE "HOT ASIAN GALS WITH FAT ADMIRERS" PEMBROKE CONSTITUTION DRIVE SUB-CHAPTER, TREASURER OF "BLIND HOT RED-HEADS WHO THINK HAVING SEX WITH A FAT GUY QUALIFIES AS A THREESOME" DIAMOND SPRINGS THURSTON AVE ALUMNI DIVISION, NFL OBSESSED AND LOVER OF THE AMERICAN DREAM!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/11/2007
Band Website: strangeflesh.com
Band Members: MY STAGE/STUDIO GEAR: SCHECTER HELLRAISER EMGS/JOLLY ROGER EMGS/C-1 ATX SDBLACKOUTS/C-1 BLACKJACK EMGSZAKWYLDE SET/DEAN CADILLAC---LINE 6/BOGNER HD100--- /CARVIN LEGACY 300 WATT CELESTION gt-75 SPEAKER CAB/CARVIN LEGACY 240 WATT CELESTION V30 SPEAKER CAB. DUNLOP GATOR GRIP PICKS .96MM. COORS LIGHT/BUD SELECT/MILLER LITE/MICHELOB LIGHT/CROWN ROYAL(TRUTH SERUM FOR DAVEY)/RASPBERRY RUM/SPICED RUM/CABO WABO TEQUILA/ANY AND ALL ENERGY DRINKS/MOTRIN
Influences: GEORGE LYNCH-DAVE MURRAY-JOHN SYKES-YNGWIE-RANDY RHOADS-ELO-WASP-HOT ASIAN CHICKS-SMALL MARSUPIALS-CRAZY REDHEADS.
Sounds Like: A RIBLESS OCTOGENARIAN ATTEMPTING TO FELLATE HIMSELF BY FLIPPING HIS LEGS OVER HIS HEAD!
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Indie