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I live in RoseHell with my girlfriend and friend Marci. I sing for a band called Thieves. I work for a Plumbing company and drink alot. Im a huge bears fan and drug addict. Sometimes late at night my whore of a girlfriend tries to rape me but I wake up screaming. I need more money for tatoos...beer...and drugs. I have an 05 WRX...If you want it then just buy it off me before i sell my soul for car payments. I've been to alot of places touring in my old band and sucking dick for food isn't the best way to go about it. I don't trust alot of people but I hate alot of people. I respect and love my true friends. By love I mean pass out on there floor after drinking all the beer. I like people who don't judge me on my choices as long as it doesn't effect anyone but me But otherswise I'll call you no your shit, please call me on mine.
Im current in two bands
Thieves..........www.myspace.com/thieveshxc
I love you all
Glen
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Incase the rumor mill hasn't been spinning in your neck of the internet I'm not singing in afterproject anymore. I went about a few things the wrong way but all in all I believe its for the best. You don't need to know why but if you sing I'm sure they're still making music. www.myspace.com/afterproject
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Im currently in a mind set of living life in a direction in a way that I only want to live. For myself and for my friends who fell off.
A FEW THINGS TO LEARN ABOUT CHICAGO BEFORE YOUR VISIT
First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Chi-ca-go, or
Cha-ca-ga depending on if you live North or South of Roosevelt Rd.
Next, if your road map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a
new one. If in Naperville and your map is one day old, then it is already
obsolete.
Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Chicago has its own version
of traffic rules... "Hold on and pray."
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Chicago. We all
drive like that.
All directions start with, "I-94"... which has no beginning and no end.
The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7.
Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out
and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to
five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the
drivers running the red light in cross-traffic.
Construction on Northwest Tollway is a way of life and a permanent form of
entertainment. We had sooooo much fun with that we have added Elgin O'Hare
and the I-355 to the mix.
All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're in Cicero!"
If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory
defect.
Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.
All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way.
Period.
First Ave, LaGrange Rd, NW Highway, , all mysteriously change names as you
cross intersections (these are only a FEW examples).
If asking directions in Cicero you must have knowledge of Spanish.
If in Bridgeport, Mandarin Chinese will be your best bet. If you stop to ask
directions on the West or South side you better be armed.
A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimum of four hours,
although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds of 75.
The minimum acceptable speed on the Dan Ryan is 85.
Anything less is considered downright sissy.
The wrought iron on windows near Englewood and Austin is not ornamental.
The Congress expressway (Ike) is our daily version of NASCAR.
