pest and buda |
so, i am in budapest this weekend. my first business trip. i feel so important.
i used to think that people who travelled a lot for business and complained about it were assholes. now, i sort of unde...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST |
making friends |
i've devised a way to find out if i like someone with just four questions...
fish or tofu?
billy joel or bruce springsteen?
children or adults?
heart or brain?
...give me your answers and i'll te...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:23:00 PST |
my body has rejected my blood |
...or maybe my brain has rejected my heart. or i never even had a heart. or my heart has interfered with my brain. or feelings have nothing to do with one's heart at all and it is my brain that i...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST |
in case you don't know me personally, here's what you're missing! |
Big Five Test Results
Extroversion
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30%
Orderliness
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18%
Emotional Stability
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41%
Accommodation
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58%
Inquisitiveness
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75%
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Posted by timothy on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST |
for you gay europeans |
you fucking retards. after thorough review, i can tell you how you should have voted in the e.s.c.1. iceland2. ukraine3. france4. germany5. belgium6. estonia7. denmark8. portugal9. spain10. switzerlan...
Posted by timothy on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:51:00 PST |
i need to be paddled. |
i am so fucking stupid. i say the stupidest shit and do the stupidest things. ask anyone who knows me, the longer they've known me the longer their list of stupid things i've done will be. the problem...
Posted by timothy on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:00:00 PST |
the truth's fangs will bite your ass! |
it would be an interesting experience to be an attractive girl on myspace and receive unlimited compliments and sexual invitations of varying degrees of repulsiveness and ridiculousness. i would only ...
Posted by timothy on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:43:00 PST |
big dippin' |
the big dipper dips way deeper from this side of the hemisphere. and it's way bigger, too. the little dipper is muh bigger too, but the big dipper is big, i mean really big. and there was a star showe...
Posted by timothy on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:59:00 PST |
schmoetry |
i happened upon the people from kfdm exiting their tourbus today and felt guilty that i'm not paying to see them even though i have no desire to see them and even though i know they don't give a shit ...
Posted by timothy on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:10:00 PST |
vastus lateralis |
i had some muscle removed from my calf and thigh today, it was dope. it pays a shitload more than plasma donation. i will post the video recording of this event here if someone tells me how ...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:20:00 PST |
