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Hopeless Prick

Myspace is full of people I always wanted to get away from.

About Me

Filmmaker/video artist, writer, dickhead extrordinaire. Able to eat large helpings of sushi in a single meal.
I am best known for the two features I made called SHINER and FLIRTING WITH ANTHONY. I also wrote a string of music reviews for an extinct magazine called 4-Front.

My Interests

Pictures, funky smiling, outspoken, dirty minded dicks. I love the Irish and the French.

I'd like to meet:

I had to lose some long time friends in the last couple years. Even though it was painful, it got old being blamed for why my friend's life sucked. So I guess I'm open to meeting new people. I'm turned off by addictions and lack of focus. Today is the day to get your life together.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I hate the music in your ipod but I can't tell you to your face that your taste in music sucks. I mean, how long have you been online and you still pick up shit at the record store. You've had the feeling before the record store cashier thinks you're a loser... well, next time you get that feeling GO WITH IT!

Movies:

I'm a huge fan of movies and video games. I work in that industry which kind of rubs the shine off quickly. I'm interested in films with a vision and a purpose that goes beyond telling a story. I like films that try to create a new form or structure for itself. I'm obsessed with getting away from the assembly line thinking of films being a product that need to be made with that in mind so that it's easier and cheaper for the publisher/distributor to put out.

Television:

We mostly watch reality tv at home although I do like true crime shows, too. I don't think much of tv to be honest. It ranks up there with radio.

Books:

A good book will get you thinking for yourself so perhaps it's not a good idea, right now. When was the last time you turned off the tv, the computer, your phone, and everything else and just talked to someone when you weren't on your way to something else?

Heroes:

As I see it, if you're black or latino, there should be no hero worship so long as you live in the states. Guess who the military target with their advertising budgets and dollars..? You. And for what? Army and Navy ads are as frequent as viagra and free ipod/ps3 ads on the net. Why is that? It's not even as simple as ending the war anymore. Whether to end the war or not is about as trivial as voting democrat or republican. Thinking is not about choosing between two things but looking at the relationship between those things and then going deeper. Heroes are made by marketing and advertising.

My Blog

Dear God #3

Dear GodIt's me, Bruiser.  How are you?  Christian
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:21:00 PST

Dear God #2

Dear God,It's me, Bruiser.  I know.  I think the nickname is kind of lame.  Especially since I gave it to myself.  Kind of like those kids who think they look cool in suspenders at...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

Dear God #1

Hi GodIt's me. Bruiser. How are you? I watched a tv show that said you died in a hotel room. I hope that's not the case. Anyways...I've been on vacation and you came to mind. Still gotta admit s...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Women Ain't Noting But

TroubleI've been savedby a WomanI've been SAVEDBY A woman!!!
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

You'll never be alone again

Because we are your friendsyou'll never bealone again!Because WE are your friends you'll NEVER be ALONE, again!
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:01:00 PST

Demonic Sex

A lot of people ask me what Demonic Sex is. So I thought I'd answer them as best I could. Speaking from a purely psychological and sociological perspective. it's easily defined as having sex with Ry...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

Turn it ON

I turn it on and it makes a noise.  A low hummy hum sound.  Kind of a rumble in your tummy tum tum.  Turn it on and watch it go, put it on and kick back and let it get to work. I feel i...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST

tiny tiny SPERM/some get famous some get nothing

If science is right, and they love to be right, more than the church these days, then all I am is in my brain.  Neurons and receptors and chemicals and whatnot.  If science is right then all...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:52:00 PST

Some homeless guy in my dream and his real life friend

Last night, I dreamt of a homeless guy.  I overhear a woman in a store talking about the how the homeless problem has gotten worst.  I'll say. Not only will they not go west to let the Santa...
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:55:00 PST

How to have sex with a dog and get away with it

Try drugging the dog.  That way he won't tell anyone.
Posted by Hopeless Prick on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:12:00 PST