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Baylee

Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity.

About Me



I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioural meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"

My Interests

'Hey Snoopy, I'm bringing sexy back.'
'Bitch Please.'

I'd like to meet:

Bad Santa.

Music:

Kings Of Leon, Bloc Party, The Klaxons, The Bird & The Bee, Birds of Tokyo, Lady GaGa, Ladyhawke, Black Kids, Paramore, Pinback, Placebo, Incubus, Gyroscope, Trial Kennedy, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, MGMT,Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Wombats, Soko, Regina Spektor, Lily Allen, The Presets, Shiny Toy Guns, Dresden Dolls, Riot In Belguim, Kaz James, Bodyrox, Calvin Harris, PNAU, Peaches, Muscles, Katy Perry, Brand New, The Chalets, Expatriate, Gerling, The Knife, Kill Hannah, The Mars Volta, Midnight Juggernauts, The Matches, Tegan and Sara, Acrtic Monkeys, Modest Mouse, Little Birdy, Angus and Julia Stone, Daft Punk, Cut Copy, End Of Fashion, Gotye, The Fratellis, Augie March, Muse, Killswitch Engage, Tzu, The Scientists, Weezer, the Grates, Donavon Frankenreiter, Dirty Laundry, Sparkadia, The Subways, Alphabeat, Casual Projects, Dukes Of Windsor, Foxboro Hot Tubs, Justice, Simian, Bass Kleph, Does It Offend You, Yeah? The Saboteurs, Cold War Kids, The Ting Tings, Speakerbox, Dizzee Rascal, Goldfrappe, Porcelain and the Tramps, The Panics, Citizen Cope, Cute Without the E, Lost Prophets, Tijuana Cartel, Green Velvet, Super Mal, The Hampdens, The Kooks, Grafton Primary, The Beautiful Girls, John Butler, CC Martini.

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine; Death At A Funeral; Scoop/Anything Woody Allen; The Prestige; Anchorman; Sex & The City; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Mozart and the Whale; Sweeney Todd/Most things Tim Burton. Can't wait for his adaptation of Alice In Wonderland which is due for release 2010.

Television:

I'm afraid I'm a fan [mostly] of the unintelligible.

Desperate Housewives; Project Runway; Spicks and Specks; Summer Heights High; We Can Be Heroes; Friends; MXC; Little Britain; The Chaser; Extra's; Sex & The City.

Books:

The Little Mole Who Knew It Was None Of His Business - PLOP UP EDITION!! (It's a picture book) :]

My Blog

Me in a nutshell, Help Im in a nutshell, How did I get into this nutshell?

What is in the back seat of your car right now?A DEAD BODYWhen's the last time you threw up?WHEN I SAW YOUR FACEWhat's your favorite word or phrase?YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING, HAVING YOUR HEA...
Posted by Baylee on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:31:00 PST

Can't help but love crass humour.

Before We Can Be Heroes & Summerheights High there was... The Big Bite.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhQL6dnTS00 ...
Posted by Baylee on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:58:00 PST

Dance Hall Drug

I am Baylee. I dont know what it means, or why my mother named me this - but she did. I am not a boy and I don't think its funny being compared to the alcohol Bailey's. The joke is tired and...
Posted by Baylee on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

Trip to Courthouse

Have you ever noticed how  ALL the defendents in the local court all look like replicas from some cheap 80's porn film?The con in custody gave Kirk the evil eye and I couldnt stop laughing and we...
Posted by Baylee on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

Part Elizabeth Taylor, part cocaine.

SubcultureMy 'slightly' cynical interpretation of stereotypes This is by no means intended to offend you if are by chance a member of one of the below generic sub-phenomenons that claims to be associa...
Posted by Baylee on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST