Hi my name is Sam. I currently a volunteer for "Friends without PCs" And do charity work for indigent people across Southern California and recently in tsunami ravaged areas of India. I participate in marathons for cancer and homelessness in LA. A few years ago, I won a substantial amount of money in the lottery and am currently investing it various charities. I LOVE cats, I have 5: Rainbow, Peace, Terrance, Phillip, and Meth (he's always so hyper). I'm a vegitarian and like to bicycle along Malibu at my parents house in my spare time. I can't keep this up, I'm running out of bullshit.
A few of my new internet "friends" have asked me what I really look like. I suppose the pic I posted of myself doesn't look authentic enough. So here are a few more facts about myself I'm throwing out into the web which no one will read anyway...
What do you look like?
...Apathetic-Looking
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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.I have "dishwater" blonde hair, and green/blue (aqua) colored eyes
I'm mainly German/Scottish/French Canadian/Irish/Blactino
OK! I'm not really a blactino, but I've lived in the ghetto so long that I relate more with my brothers then with any cracker I ever met.
I really hate Whitey
I'm Fanatical Nontheist!!!11!!one!1
I'm technically an Orphan (I only wish my parents dead)
I'm not 100% Nuts
I'm 5'7" and 185lbs
I have love handles
I like big butts
I cannot lie
I just found out I'm sexist!
mu
I never forget to bring a towel
What "Happy Bunny" phrase are you?
WTFOMFGSTFU!
You find it hard to trust people simply because people are dumb. You try to avoid dumb as much as possible, but dumb always seems to find your hiding place.
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Let's see I had a tough childhood growing up in the ghetto and I think there wasn't enough hugs growing up, I guess....Mom was into crazy religions and smoking weed, and Dad took off when I was 3. I spent my 20's bouncing around from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl and getting dumped because I was too clingy/ugly (I admit it!!!) and I was mildy retarded (hello HONESTY).
I'm not particularly fond of Jesus Christ. Don't get me wrong, I think he was a really cool guy (from what I've read from what someone else heard him say like 2000 years ago). I mean if all that stuff he said was really what he said, then thats fucking great, but I don't think christianity would have gotten half this popular if he had skin darker than tan! Had not been a martyr for his beliefs, and if Emperor Constantine had not made Christianity the religion of Roman Empire on his motherfucking DEATHBED!! I still think this is what actually caused the Dark Ages and the Holy Crusades in Europe, but right now I really could care less about backing up my claims with actual facts. GO TO COLLEGE!!1
I am a firm believer of equal opportunity of all genders, races, creeds, except when it comes to those bothersome/lawbreaking Negroes.
I believe very strongly in nothing really.
Here is a picture of me at work...
I miss my old manager in the Technical Support Call Center (I really really envied his deep tan). He was laid off last month for not doing work and sent back to the spawning pools of Ghenna where he is laveshed with hot fire and lava, the poor slob. He used to bring us dohnuts on wednesdays. I think about giving him a call sometimes, or maybe sending him an email virus...he still uses win 95 and it would be just soo easy to do...
I wonder how much 27.3 Gigs of HOT Girl on Girl Communism is worth on the market these days?
OH BTW I'M GUNNA KILL YOU WITH MY DEAGLE!!!
(no one really reads these things do they?)
ISTJ - "Trustee"
Decisiveness in practical affairs
Guardian of time-honored institutions
You only kill when necessary
Dependable
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I wonder if my green eyes have anything to do with this?
AQUA
You enjoy life, humor, fucking, and not being exuberant. Wherever you go you usually find yourself stealing the spotlight without even trying, because you are a secret attention whore. You love to let go and have fun with yourself, alone. You hate only the stupid niggers, and leave the smart ones alone.
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I fucking HATE aqua!
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
- Clint Eastwood
