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Jo

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About Me

My new year's resolution is to watch more TV and spend less money on booze.Leave me a message.

My Interests

Magic, ghosts, hair, karaoke, eyeing up dogs in the park, playing with other people's cats, accuracy, facts, tits, Poirot, being psychic, eating cheese, going on adventures, being inconsistent, rodents, vegetables, reading bad books, finding out how I might become a resident at the Playboy mansion, hibernating, gossiping, spring and moaning.

I'd like to meet:

People that can spell and do spells.

Music:

Go on, sing it like you mean it:

Television:

Girls of the Playboy Mansion. I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

Heroes:

My friends are my heroes.

My Blog

Eva and Betty

Eva and Betty are two tiny hamsters that I am looking after: ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Betty Add to My Profile |   More Videos Ev...
Posted by Jo on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

London

I done went to Canary Wharf and look what happened: ...
Posted by Jo on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST

Famous Quotes

On food "I refuse to eat anything with a face. Or cloves" Tripton Bypass   "Crikey! Lemons!"  Basey Linstinct On children   "Like tiny clowns, but without the make up. And less common ...
Posted by Jo on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

Can anyone help?

I've just smashed the system and now I can't get it back together again.
Posted by Jo on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

Jo-urnal .1

Your manager might, one day, decide to sit you down to discuss your "emailing habits" during work hours... You: So, you wanted to talk to me? Manager: (Cough, shuffles papers)Yes, I wondered if I cou...
Posted by Jo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

MySpace news

Pedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Old's MySpace Profile March 17, 2006 | Issue 42"12 LONGVIEW, TXArea pedophile Dwight Sanderson said Monday that his interest in getting to know and...
Posted by Jo on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:15:00 PST

On being vegetarian

The very beginning of Genesis tells us that God created man in order to give him dominion over fish and fowl and all creatures. Of course, Genesis was written by a man, not a horse.  There is no...
Posted by Jo on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:21:00 PST

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Posted by Jo on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:22:00 PST

Top 5

What are the top five stupidest things I've ever done?
Posted by Jo on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

Me me me me meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

READ THIS AND THEN SHOW ME THE LOVE! fill me in, i want to feel the love! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. W...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST