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Poetry

The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless longing for some solitary companyI know that I must do whats rightSure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengetiI seek to cure whats...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:22:00 GMT

C02: Fundamentals of Financial Accounting

Q: So that smoking ban, eh? A: I don't like that very much.  
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:09:00 GMT

God Of Thunder

I'm proud to say that the gentleman I'm posing with in my new picture is in fact The Demon himself, Mr Chaim Witz, better known as Gene Simmons. And I don't care that I look stupid, it's not ever...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:08:00 GMT

Bored. In pain.

I'm bored, but it hurts. Cracked ribs, wasn't worth an x-ray says the doctor before plying me with strong painkillers, anti-inflammatories and antibiotics to prevent me getting a chest infection; the ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:08:00 GMT

It's been a while

I haven't written a blog for ages. Perhaps I could wait until I've got more to say, but fuck it, I'm an entertainer, and I couldn't keep my readership on a knife edge any longer. So I've played a coup...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 15:54:00 GMT

Red Army

7-0, seven fucking nil, and without a match fit Thierry. He might be old but Dennis can still weave dreams. But spare a thought for poor Everton; there they were thinking they were good having managed...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 13:51:00 GMT

How annoying.

I just wrote a fantastic blog about how creepy the new pope ( Benedict - how freaky are his eyes?) seemed, raising important theological questions and asking questions of both the establishment and pe...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Apr 2005 16:33:00 GMT

Indecision

"What do you want to be when you grow up?". For the last few days, I've been pondering that old chestnut, potentially because I'm impressionable, and I was listening to the intro to 'Gz n Hustlaz' by ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 15:40:00 GMT

I love rice

You betcha ass I do. I can't get enough rice - long grain, short grain, basmati, pilau, fried, boiled, rice pudding, Tsing Tao beer (brewed using rice - fact) it doesn't matter, it's all good. Mmmm. I...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 17:01:00 GMT

C.R.E.A.M.

Imagine, if you will, a land where everything and everyone is free. Imagine that greed and gain are a thing of the past. Imagine that everybody is happy to share everything for the greater good of man...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 12:21:00 GMT