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Jeremy

The one guy u just can't hate!

About Me

When your down get up, when u get up keep going, and if you start to fall of the rope tie a not and hold on!! I am really easy going, one of the only things that really upsets me is being lied too, other than that I am living my life trying not to regret anything in my past, and just looking forward!!

My Interests

College,sportbikes, baseball, basketball, fishing,almost everything outdoors, worling out, movies, bowling, partying. Hanging out with friends, movies, music, my 68 firebird. Anything fun, but not dumb!!
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First Name:: Jeremy
Middle Name:: Aaron
Age:: 20
Grade:: Junior
Birthday:: May 08
Astrological sign:: Taurus
School:: UTSA
Hair Color:: Light Brown
Eye Color:: Blue/Green
Lucky Number:: Actually have two; 4 & 7
Height:: 6'
Shoe Size:: 13
Ring Size:: forgot
Favorite
Color:: Blue
Sport:: To play basketball, watch football
Food:: Healthy food, but I love steak!!
Actor:: Nicholas Cage
Actress:: Selma Hayek
Movie:: Wedding Crashers and 300
Type of Music:: All but Rap
Artist/ Band:: Coldplay
Candy:: Raisenets
Song:: Dont really have one
Drink:: Dr. Pepper but I hardly ever drink soda
TV Show:: That 70's show
Store:: Express
Magazine:: Mens Health
Finish The Sentece
I love:: life!!
Lets go:: sky diving
Kiss me:: gently
Wanna play:: a game
I just hate:: liars
You're so:: beautiful..??
Why is:: the sky blue?
Friends
Longest:: Curtis
Newest:: Chad
Tallest:: Jarrett
Sweetest:: Ashley
Funniest:: Danny
Hottest:: hmmm..lol
Most Reliable:: Akash
Best:: Akash
Loud:: Kyle
Quietest:: Tyler
Have You Ever
Shopped at Goodwill?:: Nope
Shot a gun?:: A few
Went a week without taking a shower?:: ha no
Jumped of a bridge?:: sort of
Went skinny dipping?:: yeah
Ate a whole gallon of ice cream?:: ha yeah I love ice cream
Went ice skating?:: yeah
Climbed a mountain?:: yeah
Killed something?:: who hasnt
Went streaking?:: yeah
Laughed so hard you peed your pants?:: lol no
Random
Do you like to shop?:: for short periods of time
Have you ever got pulled over?:: yeah
Have you ever been in a wreck?:: yeah
Have you ever broken a bone?:: no
Do you live in the country?:: yeah
or the city?:: no
Have you ever went over the speed limit?:: lol a few times
Do you have your own car?:: yeah
Do you like scary movies?:: some
Do you like being scared?:: depends
Do you have more than one house?:: yeah
Do you drink?:: sometimes
Do you smoke?:: no
Do you do drugs?:: no
What is your favorite beverage?:: green tea
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: no
What's their name?:: ...
Are you in love with them?:: ....
Do you have good friends:: for the most part
The Last
Person you hugged:: lol dad
Person you IMed:: idk
Person you kissed:: dont kiss and tell
Person you told you loved them:: idk
Thing you ate:: hot dogs
Thing you drank:: protein shake
Thing you wore:: gym clothes
Movie you watched:: 23
Person you texted:: yvette
Place you went:: chads
Person who texted you:: allison
Person you called:: chad
Person who called you:: allison
Either/ Or
McDonalds/ BurgerKing:: McDonalds
Italian/ Mexican:: italian
Soccer/ Football:: football
Books/ TV:: tv
Cats/ Dogs:: dogs
Hot/ Smart:: smart
Funny/ Sweet:: funny
Summer/ Winter:: summer
Love/ Crush:: crush
Chocolate/ Vanilla:: toss up
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I'd like to meet:

Every victoria secret model, but realistically anyone who loves life and is pretty down to earth, not to much to ask 4. And I love to laugh so anyone who can make me!!! Any old friends too!!!
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
What Makes You ...
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What makes you sexy? Everything
What makes you pretty? My eyes
What makes you loveable? How dorky you are
What makes you fun? Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable? The whole package
100.00% Just how great are you?

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Movies:

Wedding Crashers, Anchor man, Gladiator, and pretty much all the comedy movies out there

Television:

I LOVE ESPN!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own Rule #2 - Never use your real name. Rule #3 - Never confess. Rule #4 - No one goes home alone. Rule #5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out. Rule #8 - Be the life of the party. Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10 - Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11 - Sensitive is good. Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them. Rule #14 - You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18 - You love animals and children. Rule #19 - Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23 - There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant. Rule #26 - Of course you love her. Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28 - Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33 - Never go back to your place. Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement. Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink. Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it. Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name! Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee. Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #51 - Always pull out in time. Rule #52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #54 - Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #55 - If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John. Rule #56 - Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #57 - When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact - merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #59 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #60 - No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions. Rule #61 - When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #62 - No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. Rule #63 - Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #64 - Always save room for cake. Rule #65 - When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #68 - Dance with the Bride's grandmother. Rule #69 - No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #70 - Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #71 - Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield. Rule #73 - No excuses. Party like a champion. Rule #74 - In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook. Rule #75 - Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #76 - Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum. Rule #77 - Carry extra protection. Rule #78 - The unmarried female rabbi - is she fair game? Of course she is. Rule #79 - The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first. Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #81 - Occasionally bring a gift - you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #83 - Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #84 - Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective. Rule #86 - Shoes say a lot about the man. Rule #87 - Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend. Rule #88 - You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #89 - Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work. Rule #90 - Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #91 - Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how... Rule #92 - Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa. Rule #93 - Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape. Rule #94 - Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors. Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy. Rule #96 - Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy. Rule #97 - Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls. Rule #98 - The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #99 - Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #100 - Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #101 - Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. Rule #102 - No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #103 - The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule #21) Rule #104 - Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #105 - Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest - okay. Rule #106 - Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later. Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around. Rule #109 - Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design. Rule #110 - Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too. Rule #111 - Never, ever reveal your true identity. Rule #112 - Never walk away from a Crasher in a funny jacket.

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Man last week freaking sucked!  A friends family got into a really bad wreck!  Her parents are still in the hospital.  I had a stomach virus for 3days, which I got from visiti...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST