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About Me

Picture a person who is the perfect embodiment of all that is rock and roll... then picture him in an out of shape middle-aged man's body (Hey, at least I still have all my hair).

My Interests

The history of the Peloppenesian war, Tijuana grizzly bear wrestling, the logical insanity of the Vicious Infinite Regress (VIR)

I'd like to meet:

People who live in places I've never been and will let me snore on their couch

Music:

Captain Beefheart, Curtis Mayfield, Johnny Cash, Modest Mouse, Mandy Moore

Movies:

I Vitelloni, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Old School

Books:

Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, Gravity's Rainbow, or the latest schlock that Elmore Leonard or John Irving are dumping out.

Heroes:

Jake LaMotta, Buddy Hackett, Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini, Soupy Sales, Rocky Marciano, Richard Pryor... etc.

My Blog

Dear Mother Nature, Thanks for Nothing You Heartless Bitch.

So, every Sunday night I have to move my car up to Calvert Street. I have to do it because I don't work on Mondays, and there are no meters on Calvert, so to avoid a parking ticket I move my car... ...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An open letter to the junkie who broke into my car.

Dear Junkie, Thank you for smashing the window of my car, you have no idea how much I appreciate it. It was especially nice of you to wait until the weather conditions were just perfect for such...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel so dirty...

aren't I getting a little too old for this?
Posted by Rob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST