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About Me

I'm a lover... A HOT HOT lover!! xx
♥ "Maybe some woman aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild, until they find someone, just as wild to run with...xx" ♥
Sex and the City ♥
Basics:
Name: Lace Tamzin Sands (Soon to be Mrs Lace Lewis)
Date of Birth: 02/01/89
Birthplace: Dewsbury - West Yorkshire
Current Location: Cleckheaton - West Yorkshire
Eye Color: Shocking Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6ft2"
Heritage: Yorkshire
Piercings: 6, ears, eyesbrows, toung
Tattoos: Soon
Favourite:
Band/Singer: New Enemy/Morrissey
Song: Son of the Light/Cemetry Gates
Movie: Shawshank Redemption
Disney Movie: Shreak 1 & 2
TV show: Friends/8 Simple Rules
Color: Green/Black/Purple/Deep Pink
Food: Nachos/Anything Mexican
Pizza topping: Calzone Kiev
Ice-Cream Flavor: Pestacio
Drink (alcoholic): Diesal
Soda: Cream Soda
Store: Anywhere Musical/Grin
Clothing Brand: Debut/ Perkins
Shoe Brand: DC/Vans
Season: Summer-when there is work in Wales(home)
Month: January/June
Holiday/Festival: Christmas/Eisteddfod
Flower: Rose/Orchid
Make-Up Item: Eye Liner
Board game: Cludo/Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night-Peaceful
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love-All the way
Phone or in person: In person, much sexier, and cuddles (aye daff?)
Looks or personality: Personallity (hours of talking-remember?)
Coffee or tea: Tea (Ice/Hot)
Hot or cold: Breezy-Warm
Your:
Goal for this year: Be fucking Happy, hopefully with my Daff, and be HOME
Most missed memory: Daff
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: I love you...but I miss you
Hypothetical personality disorder: Psychotic/Skitzo/lmao- I'm a comedian on the dark side
Preferred type of plastic surgery: LIPO!!!
Sesame street alter ego: SS: Big Bird / Muppets: Animal
Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella
Most stupid remark: On a bus full of old people: "How do femidoms work? Like how do you get them in?" OR "I love and trust you, I know you won't ever hurt me..."
Worst crime: Stealing a Heart & Soul
Greatest ambition: To be loved, and have a glowing career...to be happy in Wales with Daff, and to finally trust him...
Greatest fear: Getting hurt...his lies
Darkest secret: I'm actually an IDIOT
Favorite subject: Music/Chemistry
Strangest received gift: Magic Growing Pencils (WTF)
Worst habit: Setting myself up to get hurt!!
Do You:
Smoke: Yupp
Drink: Yupp
Curse: Yupp
Shower daily: Yupp
Like thunderstorms: Love them...especially over the ocean
Dance in the rain: If I can with the one I love...Daff you owe me a kiss in the pouring rain, and a white shirt! Or TOPLESS
Sing: Yeah...mmmmm
Play an instrument: A few =)
Get along with your parents: Fucking NO WAY!!!
Wish on stars: All the time-I hope it works!!
Believe in fate: It's the only thing that keeps my hope alieve!!
Believe in love at first sight: Had it...so did he...
Can You:
Drive: Soon I hope!!
Sew: Yeah-But Daff is better
Cook: Yuppppp!!! VERY WELL!!
Speak another language: Understand a small bit of welsh I guess, DON'T send messages in Welsh please, I will cry!!
Dance: Yeah-Wana be a Fun Star
Sing: Yeah-Had lessons...but not now since I started smoking
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yeah...
Whistle: Yeah...
Curl your tongue: Yeah...I think I'm a broken person!!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Oh GOD!!! Yeah-Never AGAIN!!
Been Stoned/High: *cough* Yeah *cough* NO MUM!!!
Eaten Sushi: Hahaha!! I will do...
Been in Love: Only ever the once...and Only ever once!!
Skipped school: No....Hahaha...Yeah
Made prank calls: All the time...
Sent someone a love letter: He still has them!!
Stolen something: Just a heart & soul
Cried yourself to sleep: For 6 months- I hated him then!
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Lies
Are you right or left handed? Both
What is your bedtime? Whenever the hell I want...although mother still tries to treat me like a KID!!
Name three things you can't live without: Daff,Wales,Phone
What is the color of your room? Like a giant Mocha!!
Do you have any siblings? 3- Alex, Rich, Nichola
Do you have any pets? Howie/Stanly Gibbon
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? If I was guarenteed not to get caught!! And it was in STEARLING...
What is you middle name? Tamzin
What are you nicknames? Lace,Laces,Patch, Baby(only from Daff)Bonny Lass, Bitch(Cheers Stan)
Are you for or against gay marriage? Am I heck!! I'm Bisexual!!
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a tough one!!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah, I think he does too...like for the last 2years!!
Are you afraid of the dark? Not when I have my Welsh man...
How do you want to die? I don't, I will be immortalised in the hearts of those who love me...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? What...I don't count!!!
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Without a shadow of a doubt!! Or any of my best friends!!
What is the last law you?ve broken? Drugs...long time ago!!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Mucky Blonde/Dark
Eye color: Bright Blue/Shocking Green
Height Taller than me-YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!
Weight Slim/Athletic
Most important physical feature: Eyes/Chest (I have my perfect guy-unfortunate we both made mistakes-and he continues to)
Biggest turn-off Lies
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:



Lee Evans: *Talking to family friend* I saw you're wife down the high street today, with...

Lee's Wife: *Hand Gesture Signal & Whisper-from behind person he's talking to* Shut the Fuck up!! *Smiles at person Lee is talking to*

Lee Evans: She was with, with a CHICKEN *sweating* she was taking it back to the ZOOOOO... *going cross eyes and walking like john wayne* But the Arang-a-tang said NO you can't do that without a recipt *funny chicken waving hand gesture at the back of his own head, and looking buk-toothed*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBDmhsDY3k&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dus er%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D69818191%26MyToken%3D277d886a% 2Dce10%2D44d6%2Db0e6 Leave your juice here!! Deposit and Push my button... :P

Music:



Movies:

Shawshank Redemption

Pirates of the Carribean

White Noise

Amytiville Horror

WAR OF THE WORLDS

Sleepy Hollow

Wedding Date

Television:



Books:

Wilt Alternative - Tom Sharp (about buggering crocodiles, getting your penis caught in a rose bush, being circumsised by your wife, and terrorists)

READ IT, IT'S HILLARIOUS!

Heroes:

My best mates ALWAYS YOU!

Morrissey

Dave Grohl

Matthew Perry

Lee Evans

Kenneth Williams

P!nk

My Blog

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Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

STUPID OVER-REATCING MAN!!!!

Right,So I'm madly in love with this guy... Daff...he's mentioned all over my blogs, and survey...I sent him a really romantic/VERY saucy message by text! And when he got the texts in his work break, ...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

Simon Says: Grave Digging and Banana Ale

Haha!!!!Ok so they sell this beer in spoons (limited) and it's banana ale!! It sounds SOOOOO gross... but yeah, it's really nice (i got a free sip lol) Hahaha!! It's the beer festival thig!!!So we wer...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Lover

Your Seduction Style: Ideal LoverYou seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.You are a shapeshifter - bri...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

Lost and Scared-Help me

"...Is nothing SACRED anymore...Not a dry eye in the house..."I am sooo lost in my life right now, for those of you who know me, and know me well, you will know the "Daff Lewis" story, you will know w...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

Love

How You Are In LoveYou fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love ...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

R.I.P- Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic r...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

WARNING- Not for the faint hearted...SUICIDE

"And so I look into the mirror, and I think to myself, I fucking hate you, I hate what I see, you are nothing to me...And you deserve to die..."Guys there are so many sick people out there on the net,...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

Evilness

You Are 76% EvilYou are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.How Evil Are You?...
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Daff Lewis

After everything guys... I still really love this dude...Can't say any fairer...love him forever...hope it happens someday...He was always the hopeless romanticxxxx
Posted by ♥ Insomnic Moose ♥ on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST