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Andy

There are over seventeen mirrors in the mirror world....

About Me

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My Interests

CHUCK NORRIS TOP 10 FACTS: ((1)) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. ((2)) Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11. Suicide. ((3)) Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. ((4)) When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. ((5)) Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. ((6)) Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. ((7)) When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. ((8)) Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. He won. ((9)) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ((10)) Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.www.justgiving.com/andyofharding

I'd like to meet:

Victor WootenMr. TThe Movie Trailer Voice Dudewww.justgiving.com/andyofharding

Music:

All types of music, as long as it's not overly cheesy. Top fave bands at the mo: Deftones, Muse, Fu Manchu, Incubus, The Fall Of Troy, LED ZEPPELIN, Radiohead, Thrice, Keane, Gogol Bordellowww.justgiving.com/andyofharding

Movies:

DIE HARD (YES MATE!), Usual Suspects, Hunt For Red October, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, American History X, Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, 300. That's a few of my favourites, but I pretty much like anything, as long as it's goodwww.justgiving.com/andyofharding

Television:

Red Dwarf, Family Guy, Futurama, The IT Crowd (Funniest show in a long time), Father Ted, Lost, The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, The Crystal Maze, Deal Or No Deal (Mr. Blobby needs to come back), Jools Holland, Pretty much anything from Channel 4www.justgiving.com/andyofharding

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson (funniest man ever), Michael Moore's stuff, Are You Dave Gorman?, The Bible... (Not much of a reader, but hey) !I'VE JUST FOUND MY OLD GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS!www.justgiving.com/andyofharding

Heroes:

Morph, Gnu Guy & Penguin Boy, Chuckle Brothers (They got me through the hard times), Alan Stapleton, Dr. Zoidberg, Greene King IPAwww.justgiving.com/andyofharding