I hope to one day figure out a way to fry bologna without getting tha "hump" effect....NO CUTTING!!!
The gecko from the Geico commercials, I cant believe how well spoken it is, Captain Crunch.... and Harriet Tubman- b/c I heard so much about her while growing up.
No time for TV ...except for my annoying porn habit- what to do?
"The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Seuss
Name: Raymond
Birthdate: June 14
Birthplace: High Point, NC
Current Location: Charlotte, NC
Eye Color: Brown/Hazel- what you see, depends on the light
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 6'2'
Piercings: Hell no
Tatoos: Nope... I have warrants!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope.... I feel so alone sometimes (sigh)
Overused Phraze: Is that riiiiiight?
FAVORITES
Food: Cabbage
Candy: Gummi Bears....the Haribo variety
Number: 3
Color: Battleship grey
Animal: A grinch- whatever the hell that is
Drink: Scotch...Macallan
Alcohol Drink: oops!
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: Who the hell has a favorite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: uhhh.... the eyes?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Tanqueray
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys
Strawberry or Watermelon: Nectarine
Hot tea or Ice tea: "Sweet tea" ...none of that hot crap!
Chocolate or Vanilla Butter Pecan
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Depends on the day
Kiss or Hug: both... I'm greedy
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: what the?
Summer or Winter: Winter....time to cuddle
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: both...I'm greedy and petty
YOUR...
Bedtime: I dont sleep... I'm afraid I'll miss something
Most Missed Memory: say what?
Best phyiscal feature: my lips... or my kneecaps
First Thought Waking Up: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Goal for this year:
Best Friends: Palmer... I couldnt help it- LOL
Weakness: smart women
Fears: None that I know of
Heritage: ummm...I'm black...African or somethin
Longest relationship: 35- no 45 minutes
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: tee hee hee
Ever Smoked: an occasional cigar- real cigar- not a "Black" lol
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope.... but I faked it once
Ever been beaten up: been jumped- but never beaten one on one
Ever beaten someone up: hells yea- and sometimes my hands just hurt
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: tee hee hee
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Is that a trick question?
Been Dumped Lately: never
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I dont care- as long as she can see somethin!
Favorite Hair Color: I dont care about that either
Short or Long: dont care ...she can be bald
Height: dont care
Style: dont care
Looks or Personality: it varies... lol- that's a messed up question
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: sure- why not
Muscular or Really Skinny: both - I think I'll call her "biggie smalls"- LOL
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: zilch... I dont look back
What country do you want to Visit: Cleveland
How do you want to Die: Do I have a choice?
Been to the Mall Lately: nope... I hate malls... or do i hate people?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep.... time to cuddle
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: who wants to live like that?
Do you think your Attractive: never thought about it... but Ive heard things
Believe in Yourself: only on weekends
Want to go to College: Nooooo.... no more school!!!
Do you Smoke: no.... maybe a good cigar ery now and then
Do you Drink: yepper!
Shower Daily: naaa.... im tryin to conserve water
Been in Love: hell yea
Do you Sing: In my head
Want to get Married: yep... one of these days
Do you want Children: Maybe
Have your future kids names planned out: yep... Influenza and Lysol ...those are pretty names.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: again?
Hate anyone