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Raymond

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

In my spare time I like to reenact Civil war battles with my G.I. Joe and Thundercats action figures. I also like making arts and crafts- I have an extensive collection of popsicle stick scuptures and I am one of the leading authorities on Elmers glue in the world.I have a side business where I provide support to trifiling women by selling them bootleg pregnancy tests (they all turn out positive)...so they can get their hustle on.

My Interests

I hope to one day figure out a way to fry bologna without getting tha "hump" effect....NO CUTTING!!!

I'd like to meet:

The gecko from the Geico commercials, I cant believe how well spoken it is, Captain Crunch.... and Harriet Tubman- b/c I heard so much about her while growing up.

Music:



Television:

No time for TV ...except for my annoying porn habit- what to do?

Books:

"The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Seuss

Heroes:


Name: Raymond
Birthdate: June 14
Birthplace: High Point, NC
Current Location: Charlotte, NC
Eye Color: Brown/Hazel- what you see, depends on the light
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 6'2'
Piercings: Hell no
Tatoos: Nope... I have warrants!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope.... I feel so alone sometimes (sigh)
Overused Phraze: Is that riiiiiight?
FAVORITES
Food: Cabbage
Candy: Gummi Bears....the Haribo variety
Number: 3
Color: Battleship grey
Animal: A grinch- whatever the hell that is
Drink: Scotch...Macallan
Alcohol Drink: oops!
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: Who the hell has a favorite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: uhhh.... the eyes?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Tanqueray
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys
Strawberry or Watermelon: Nectarine
Hot tea or Ice tea: "Sweet tea" ...none of that hot crap!
Chocolate or Vanilla Butter Pecan
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Depends on the day
Kiss or Hug: both... I'm greedy
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: what the?
Summer or Winter: Winter....time to cuddle
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: both...I'm greedy and petty
YOUR...
Bedtime: I dont sleep... I'm afraid I'll miss something
Most Missed Memory: say what?
Best phyiscal feature: my lips... or my kneecaps
First Thought Waking Up: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Goal for this year:
Best Friends: Palmer... I couldnt help it- LOL
Weakness: smart women
Fears: None that I know of
Heritage: ummm...I'm black...African or somethin
Longest relationship: 35- no 45 minutes
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: tee hee hee
Ever Smoked: an occasional cigar- real cigar- not a "Black" lol
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope.... but I faked it once
Ever been beaten up: been jumped- but never beaten one on one
Ever beaten someone up: hells yea- and sometimes my hands just hurt
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: tee hee hee
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Is that a trick question?
Been Dumped Lately: never
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I dont care- as long as she can see somethin!
Favorite Hair Color: I dont care about that either
Short or Long: dont care ...she can be bald
Height: dont care
Style: dont care
Looks or Personality: it varies... lol- that's a messed up question
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: sure- why not
Muscular or Really Skinny: both - I think I'll call her "biggie smalls"- LOL
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: zilch... I dont look back
What country do you want to Visit: Cleveland
How do you want to Die: Do I have a choice?
Been to the Mall Lately: nope... I hate malls... or do i hate people?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep.... time to cuddle
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: who wants to live like that?
Do you think your Attractive: never thought about it... but Ive heard things
Believe in Yourself: only on weekends
Want to go to College: Nooooo.... no more school!!!
Do you Smoke: no.... maybe a good cigar ery now and then
Do you Drink: yepper!
Shower Daily: naaa.... im tryin to conserve water
Been in Love: hell yea
Do you Sing: In my head
Want to get Married: yep... one of these days
Do you want Children: Maybe
Have your future kids names planned out: yep... Influenza and Lysol ...those are pretty names.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: again?
Hate anyone

My Blog

Blog 4.20  My thoughts on Sleeping with a married man / woman

Blog 4.20  My thoughts on "Sleeping with a married man / woman"Here we go again dear readers This is the DIRECT QUOTE!"Can i ask u something...well I'm gonna...would u have sex wit somebody that u ...
Posted by Raymond on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

Topic 4.0 My thoughts on brothas ability to handle a good woman

ALL THA UGLY PEOPLE BE QUIEEEETTT!Stand up and make some noise- I'm back in tha building!!!Whats good folk? I'm back from my business trips and I'm ready to cut tha fool and let my words fly!!!! ...
Posted by Raymond on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

IM RESTARTING MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok folks... I had all of my material on a flash drive that got wiped out.... so I need fresh topics to start blogging on... Ive spent the past 2 months traveling on business and had little time to wri...
Posted by Raymond on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:40:00 PST

Topic 3.14 My thoughts on The thrill of the chase

Welcome back to tha show! I hope everybody had a great holiday and all that good stuff. For all of tha new folks to my blog- please check out my "introduction" and Blog 2.5 for the ground rules!Topi...
Posted by Raymond on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

Topic 3 "Why are men afraid of VIRGINS!"

Sorry about the hiatus folks- but what can I say? I told ya "I'm busy!"ONWARD to Topic 3 "Why are men afraid of virgins?"I know, I know- "WTF?" But look here- there probably are three or four virgi...
Posted by Raymond on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST

Topic 2.5 " An addendum to my inceptive opus"

Blog 2.5 "An addendum to my inceptive opus"In an attempt to provide some clarity to the seemingly pejorative tone of my blogs- I would like to add the following to my initial literary work:I promise ...
Posted by Raymond on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

Topic 2 My thoughts regarding "Sex on the first date"

This topic should spark a nice lil buzz.... mind you all- the initial topics are not my idea- I merely run with them- that said....Topic 2 Thoughts on: "Sex on the first date"Now before all of you rig...
Posted by Raymond on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST

Topic 1 "ways to have sex with a very busy man..."

DISCLAIMER- DISCLAIMER- DISCLAIMER!!!!I am a straight, single, intelligent, silly- yet responsible, not sensitive- yet compassionate, socially conscious, black man- most of you are probably looking a...
Posted by Raymond on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:34:00 PST

An introduction to my blog...

....Ok folks here is the first in a series of weblogs from yours truly... if you didnt have a chance to see my bulletin regarding this, here again- are my ground rules:  I will only write (joke, ...
Posted by Raymond on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST