I am Jessica. My friends call me Jess, Jecca, Jessica, and some other fun names. Make up a name...I don't care. Alex calls me Mommy, but Mom when he is mad.
To sum me up I’m loud, loving, shy at first, cheeky, giving, honest, goofy, indecisive and a bit unpredictable. I love being a total surprise to most people. I get nervous at the weirdest times. I like to run away at every opportunity. I ♥ ♥ ♥ Margaritas and Martinis! MMM! People say I don’t look my age, but I do not know what 29 is supposed to look like. I like to live for the moment. To me, life is about having fun and making the most of things. I don't take a lot of things too seriously. Life is really not that serious, if you think about it, go have fun and do what makes you happy! Go for the freefall in life as long as you can!! Sometimes getting old sucks. I'll do almost anything to cheer someone up or at least make them laugh or smile!
I make great cake!!! I once made a cake that cost someone $4000.00. Did I think it was worth it? Of course!
One of my favorite things to do is hang out with Alex – yes my six year old son. He is fantastic!! He says the most random things. I guess he gets that from me.
I love my friends. I think they are all unbelievably attractive in everyway. But I might say they smell. I have best friends. People say they love all their friends equally. I do not believe them. There is always one who stands out to you the most or who is always there no matter what.
I am an animal person. I am not too fond of the cats, but I have one… Smokey. He has 22 toes. I have 4 dogs (I know I know). (1) Merry – someone threw her out of a car window. (2) Christy- She was a Katrina rescue. (3) TJ and (4) Suzi our Jack Russell puppies. I also have some fish and a turtle.
I LOVE private jokes:
This is a little something I learned in Germany!! Where did you learn to drive boy? I am jousting here! That’s your raw butt showing! I am getting my degree in MMA Did you hear the ghost? Its almost pork! THAT JUST HAPPENED! Nice Ice Just watch and learn Where did that leaf come from? Hand me that butter knife!
