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Matty Nap

You wanna know the truth?????????

About Me

The last time I wrote about me, I sounded like a fuckin homo. So.....the truth is I am mortgage broker and stand up comedian but even better....I am a pot smoking , alchohol drinking , nympho maniac. I watch nothing but sports, so I would love a girl who can give a great 7th inning strech blow job. So...if this sounds like you , gimme a shout on AOL instant messeger at Twilo152 or just write me a letter. I know nothing about the government so if your looking for politcal guy, you have no shot here. If your looking for a crazy session in bed, I am your guy!!!!!I am not gonna lie, I just left Brian at the club and he was so fucked up , i hope he gets home!!!

My Interests

Sports, Sex, Work, Pot, Food, Sports, Sex, Work, Food, Pot, Sports, Sex, Work, Food, Pot

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a girl who works as much as I do. Also a technician on top ;) Please have dark features and a great ass lol....

Music:

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Movies:

All the Rocky's, Dumb and Dumber, Back to school, Better off dead, Eddie Murphy Raw, The Toy, Wall Street, 61, Cocktail

Television:

SportsCenter, Baseball tonight...what else is there????

Books:

Espn Gospal lol

Heroes:

My mother and .....ummmmmmm, I guess no one else is even close!!!!