Reverend Jay Flex - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Me and a buddy of mine run this little web promo business for metal bands called Darc Systems http://www.darcsystems.com

I absolutly love metal. It's the best thing since sliced babies. I also love working on cars, computers, photography, going to concerts, making babies, drinking.

On June 23rd, 2006, I graduated from Wyotech in Blairsville, PA . I got to meet some great people, and learned a lot in my time at school.

Check out the Darcsystems page here

You could say I'm 200 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal...but I'll save you the trouble and just say it myself.

My Interests

Cars, Computers, Music, Shows, Guitar, Porn

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, intelligent people. Someone with a good sense of humor, and isn't too corny. Try to be real and not what you think I want you to be. I hate that. Someone who shares my interests is always good. Metal heads are always welcome.

If you're cool and fun, we'll have no problem getting along. As long as you can put up with my obsessive need to always be right and my demented (at times) sense of humor, it's all good. ;)

Music:

METAL,
Mors Principium Est,
Kalmah,
Iron Maiden,
Manowar,
In Flames,
Edguy,
Arch Enemy,
Skyfire,
Life In Vain,
At The Gates,
Hammerfall,
Judas Priest,
Skid Row,
Athiest,
Into Eternity,
Jag Panzer,
Theory In Practice,
Atrocity,
Berzerker,
Mastadon,
Lamb Of God,
Ensiferum,
Killswitch Engage,
Cacophony,
Kamelot,
Kataklsym,
Metallica,
Nightwish,
Kreator,
Rhapsody,
Hypocricy,
King Diamond,
My Dying Bride,
Nitro,
Shadows Fall,
Shadow,
The Haunted,
Therion,
Opeth,
Nevermore,
Nightrage,
Sepultura,
Unearth,
Stratovarius,
Withering Surface,
Vehemence,
Ravage,
Falconer,
Guns N Roses,
Rolling Stones,
The Doors,
Empyrium,
Mayhem,
Avantasia,
Deeds Of Flesh,
Celtic Frost,
Deicide,
Children Of Bodom,
Death,
Carcass,
Cryptopsy,
Edge Of Sanity,
Corrosion Of Conformity,
Dark Tranuillity,
Entombed,
Iced Earth,
Helloween,
Imago Mortis,
Paradise Lost,
Amon Amarth,
On Paths Of Torment,
Unearth,
Necrophagist,
Blind Guardian,
Trivium,
Within Temptation,
Bathory,
Wintersun,
Mythotyn,
Metalium,
Omnium Gatherum,
the list goes on an on.

Check out my web page if you have similar interests. DarcSystems

Movies:

American History X. Braveheart. Ferris Buelers Day off. Bachelor Party.

Heroes:

Never really thought about my heroes.

My Blog

Some things you might not know about Beverly, Massachusetts

Beverly was founded in 1626, and was originally part of Salem Massachusetts. The Balch house is one of the oldest wood frame houses in the united states. Birthplace of the U.S. Navy. The first ship co...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

Jay Gallant

Jay Gallant's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Jay Gallant lost his virginity before his dad did. Jay Gallant once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of ligh...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:25:00 PST

The big move

I'm moving to PA tomorrow to go to school. My mother doesn't want me to go, but I need to like...do something with my life. I'm tired of being a bum. So tomorrow at about 2:30 we hit the road, ...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:55:00 PST

Crazy drive home...

I was at work, on a roof, cleaning a house and I thought I heard thunder in the distance. I decided aluminum ladders and lightning don't mix well, so it was time to pack up. We loaded the truck up, le...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cut my hair

Incase you didn't notice from my picture, I decided to go and buzz a mohawk into my skull. I haven't decided if I'm keeping it or not. I'll play with it more, then decide later :)
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

da CAH!

So today I did a ton of work on the mustang motah. MOTAHHH I'm not going into details right now because I'm tired, and I wanna go shoot pool. I'll reply to my own blog later though and let you craz...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finally done!

Finally put the new darcsystems page up. I was tired of that old shitty one Darc Fucking Systems visit
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best ebay auction ever

Keyboard I asked the seller if the penis was included. Turns out it's not....
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn racoons

I get a call from Paul tonight saying "bring a potato gun over" I said, No way. It's too late at night to be blasting shit. He said "ok, bring your BB gun over" I said, what for? He said he had a raco...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Metal fest

I went to the metalfest this weekend. 3 fucking days of metal. It was so awesome. Me, Ed, Sean and Tim went together and the whole thing was quite the experience. I met some cool bands, got some good ...
Posted by Reverend Jay Flex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST