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Patrick

About Me

I can be a little bit of an odd ball in terms of my sense of humor but thats cause I like to tell it like it is, theres a bit of charm in that. Well about me hmmmm....lets see. I am extraordinarily work orientated, I work hard but I also play hard. Im very sarcastic about most things, there is nothing like telling an obvious truth through nail biting humor. Im a partner in a film production company, I generally art direct and, my favorite, edit the content we are hired to conceptualize, lots of music videos, commercials etc. You can check us on line at 25 kino.com. I am also a martini bar manager, so if you suckers want a fancy drink with that attitude come down to Jitters. I was raised in St Helens, England right beneath Liverpool and West of Manchester, the moms is from Liverpool and pappy is a yank. I once had to kick my mom out of my own bar during Kareoke because nowhere in the song "yellow Submarine" is mother fucker and cock sucker mentioned, she drunkenly thought so.According to my mother I was brought about this earth in the costume shop of the Childrens theater company, my mom, a set designer, and my dad, a julliard actor, made whoopee there and 27 years later I feel like they made a whoopsee. I generally enjoy the "if you have got nothing good to say....then sit next to me" people, Im very humble and generous but bitter humor is my favorite brand. I guess I consider myself to be rather intelligent but the problem is that I still find immature humor extremely amusing, like a chorus of flattulence and belches for instance or mooning in a "whoops I had no idea my pants were half down" kind of way. I also find impeccable ways to crotch thrust to just about any song, believe me You gain a whole new sense of respect for songs like "When I think Of You" by Journey ...dont believe me, then try it. So if any of you know how to laugh your asses off and not take life too seriously, your a friend of mine. If you have any Q's Id love to give you A's. Mediocrities I obsolve you all.

My Interests

Well as you can see film making and that jazz is certainly an interest. I pretty much like all the arts of film that go into a final film that is art. Writing, drawing, concept, wardrobe, acting, directing, composing, photography, set designing, editing especially because you are able to catch a visual rythm which can corrolate into so many different ideas and structures, special FX and producing. What do I do when I am not doing this, probably reading or being social, and I do like to be athletic when I can. Oh and my cat Arkum, he is the furriest, craziest asshole sum bitch but I love em.

I'd like to meet:

I could ramble on a few but I will just say, gods to honest good, selfless sincere, talented yet humble people. You meet alot of fabrication on all fronts so its good to know that there are actually people that are not that way. I like people who help me grow and I like to help others in kind. As for well knowns, aaaaah.....screw em there rich, and I wish I was too. Any MILF's, DILF's, GILF's. SILF's and BILF's, and who am I missing?....PILF's, yes pets. Anyone who has pooped in the last three days. The Felch Commando. Anyone who deals nougat in dark alleys. Also Destiny and impending doom, Oh and general Zod so that I may kneel before him. The Flying Spaghetti Monster who is the creator, the father and lord of all things

Music:

I have a ton of tastes, my ipod is a bit of a schitzo, like Sybil. But I will say I love fast music, preferably electronic, they are also my favorite videos to do. One of my favorite local bands is "A whisper in the noise". Right now I am listening to "I dont give a fuck" by Peaches, my favorite song of all time is 'The Blarney Stone' by Ween. I absolutely adore ACDC, that music makes me want to take off my shirt and carve "FUCK" into my chest run down Nicolette Mall and punch everyone, especially old people and children during the Holidazzle parade.

Movies:

Again this is one of those questions thats hard to answer. I will answer in directors hows that?, Coehn bros, Tim Burton, Mallick, Oliver Stone, John Carpenter, Coppola, Peter Jackson, Robert Rodriguez, Tarentino, Kubrick, Scorsesse, Spielberg....hey he has done some good stuff, Magella.....I could go on and on.

Television:

I love Sci Fi, Comedy Central and any shows where there is senseless kicking of peoples balls. I have also been watching a great deal of "Little Britain" lately.

Books:

Books are for squares!. Far too many....my room looks like the bookmobile, with such books as "Tuesdays with Morrie" some of the best smut I have ever read, that old man was sure limber for his age, that whole sex dungeon was an excellent twist....who would of thought old Morrie was gonna have the last laugh. And Angela's Ashes, what a book of upmost hilarity, a real gut buster!!!

Heroes:

Any one who risks it all and does it happily. The mom, the artist. She is tough as nails and clever as a whip, making fun of each other is our MO. The dad, the actor. He is as crazy as he is brilliant. The gramps, an architect by trade. This guy is 86 years old, drinks 2-3 manhattans a day and is married to a woman 25 years younger...nuff said. Any of my friends who put there money where there mouth is.....and mutha fucking Batman.

My Blog

Im a lighter

Whats up? Im a fucking lighter, this is my story. I was first bought at a Holiday gas station in Allerton Iowa by a capital douche bag. After swimming in this fuckers pockets for three days I was left...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Harrison Ford and other stories

Every now and then I have a clear and vivid meaningful dream, one that sticks with you, one where there is something deeper. Typically I have dreams that make absolutely no sense, ones that even the m...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Celebrate The Penis

God I love Japan, their so fucked up I cant help but embrace them. Any culture that has a parade brandishing giant cocks is alright in my book. This is the Kanamara (Iron Phallus) festival. Legend has...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

My 35W tailgate party!

On wednesday I was setting up for work and I was wondering why all the lights kept flickering on and off, my girlfriend called and told me about 35W. Going down to the river 20 mins after it crashed w...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

And in their presence I wept....

Behold the greatness before you. Three of the most precious jewels on earth are above as I write. Rip, Nick and James. Warriors who carry no shield for there precision warrants no returned blows. They...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST

Why the French are not all that bad....

I have receantly developed a new sense of respect for a country that I have normally wanted to really have nothing to do with, not for any political reasons, I have lived there and experienced first h...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST

The drinks people drink redux

Hello everyone. It has come to my attention that people seriously need to consider what types of drinks they drink so that people can identify your kind of personality more accurately. I have worked i...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST

Blah, blah something good to say

A very special note to anyone who considers themselves to be an artist. Recently I have gone under an odd resurgence of the artistic phoenix in me. Im not exactly sure why, I guess my brain is catchin...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:20:00 PST

Top ten things not to do in my bar

Minneapolis is a city of restaurants, a city where people on average go out at least two days a week. So it still surprises me that people are still retarded when they sit down and proceed to act as i...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

FIVE FUCKIN BLADES!!!!

Can you fucking believe it!!! Mach now has 5 fuckin blades, FIVE!!!! shaving will never be the same again, I thought 3 was pretty much the shit and than they come up with 4 blades and I thought "Holy ...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST