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X Offender

DEMF, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Life

About Me

As for me...

I'm 27 28 years old, and have lived in the Detroit area all my life. I'm killer funny, hella-smart, and wicked cute. I'm a total hippie at heart, and this is becoming more true as I grow up. The things that really matter to me are loyalty, commitment, knowledge, health, love, humor, passion, sacrifice, truth, and beauty. Few things turns me on as much as really fresh produce.

Tiling

My Interests

I'm into:

    Technology Sushi my Zen Vision:M the TWiT Netcast Roller blading Juicing Ron Paul

I'd like to meet:

Leo Laporte ~ Alex Albrecht ~ Morgan Webb ~ Lala ~ Kevin Rose ~ Dr. Tiki ~ Layla Kayleigh ~ Gary Null ~ Jennifer Saunders ~ Jennifer GarnerSee more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Music:

I love techno; A few of my faves include John Digweed (Heaven Scent, baby), DJ Irene , Green Velvet , and many more. I should also mention my friend DJ Joe(formerly DJ Drill), aka. Joe MoFo--I love all the stuff he's done. I love Classical music, though rarely listen to it. My favorite group of all time is Blondie . Other artists I enjoy are Postal Service , Nina Simone , Milla Jovovich , Gorillaz , and Supreme Beings of Leisure , just to name a(very) few.

Movies:

My top three are:

    Requiem for a Dream Liquid Sky A Clockwork Orange
Also:
    Kill Bill I&II Dolores Claiborne Contact Hedwig and the Angry Inch Auntie Mame Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Chocolat Clue Royal Tenenbaums American Beauty Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Honorable Mention:
    Rules of Attraction Thomas Crown Affair Labyrinth Matrix Triliogy Lord of the Rings Bowling for Columbine Amelie Y Tu Mama Tambien

Television:

ALIAS is the greatest television show ever! I love Absolutely Fabulous and News Radio . Right now I'm into Arrested Development , Scrubs , It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia , Weeds , Heroes , Ugly Betty , the Daily Show , and the Colbert Report . Strangers With Candy is genius. If you've never seen Iron Chef you're missing out(I'm a vegetarian and I even enjoy watching them cook with disgusting foreign meats). I miss the old TechTV channel. Of course I love the classics -- Simpsons , South Park , Family Guy . A lot of shows from Adult Swim on Cartoon Network are fantastic, especially Venture Brothers , Aqua Teen Hunger Force , and Sealab 2021 . I can't forget to highlight the stuff I hate. Number one is anything on Fox News . It's reality-based entertainment with an agenda. It's called integrity people; look it up. Another channel I unprogram from my TV is CMT (country music is NOT cool). I generally avoid reality programming because most of it is so retarded and base.

Books:

My favorites are:

    Johnathon Livingston Seagull Bhagavad Gita Watership Down Chronicles of Narnia
...and so much more.

Heroes:

People who do the right thing just because it's the right thing to do.

My Blog

Me, etc.

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Posted by X Offender on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

All-time favorite video clips

As long as I'm on MySpace Poodle-lady will be here, too. Unbelievable cuteness in under 5 seconds. Goddamn this is funny! Another goo...
Posted by X Offender on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

Kevin

10 THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT KEVINHe's a closet vegetarianHe played a caveman in one of those Geico commercialsHe can navigate a crowded room blindfolded just by making clicking noises and heari...
Posted by X Offender on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST