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About Me

You will usually find me freestylin with my homies on a back porch on weekends and curled up with a dictionary sharpening my vocabulary on weekdays. I am a world reknown tamer of bears by seduction. I am best known for my love of early bird specials, my tight grundle, huge garganchatwat, my fascination with dingleberrys, garconaknocken, and scissoring, and of course my involvement in the National Association for the right to punch babys and old people. Or NARPOB as we members call it. I don't believe in sex before marriage because I have too much love for Jesus. To sum me up in one short phrase, I am always the grandest lady at the Easter parade.
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My Interests

I like lots of things. Im pretty easy to entertain. But I like art in any form, music, painting, film, poetry, you get the point. Occasionally I might get fucked up, that interests me. My friends and my family are my main interests and whatever they do.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart... wait do I get to fuck him??

Music:

I literally like any kind of music. Some favorites though. The Spill Canvas, Chiodos, Motion City Soundtrack, The Fray, Poison the Well, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, CARTEL!, The Fall of Troy, Children of Bodom, The Black Dahlia Murder, Dashboard Confessional, Kanye West, John Legend, Acceptance, Better than Ezra, Rage, Billy Joel, Weezer, Bob Dylan, CCR, DMB, The Used, Gavin Degraw, Green Day, Hanson, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jay-Z, Sublime, Jimmy Eat World, Kelly Clarkson, Maroon 5, Nirvana, Young Jeezy, Michael Jackson, Michelle Branch, Nelly, Biggie, The Postal Service, Taking Back Sunday, Tool, Im sure theres more, but that should give you an idea.

Movies:

All the Harry Potter movies, Wet Hot American Summer, Evil Dead, Dead or Alive, Sleepaway Camp, Rent, Elizabethtown, Short Circuit, SouthPark: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Drop Dead Fred, Garden State, 40 year old virgin, Mean Girls, Camp, Best In Show, Baseketball, Team America, Old School, The Neverending Story, Saved, My Girl, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Theres too many amazing movies to think of them all. I love movies.

Television:

The L Word, Scrubs- The greatest show on television and if you say any different I will punch you in the kidneys!,House,Friends, Sex and the City, The Chelsea Handler Show, Saved by the Bell, That 70's Show, Golden Girls, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, South Park, Family Guy, Strangers with Candy, Sifl and Olly, Pete and Pete, Arrested Development, One Tree Hill, The O.C., Law and Order, C.S.I., The Real World, Family Feud, Cold Case Files, Best Week Ever, The Soup... Many more

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Books:

Anything by David Sedaris... And all the Harry Potters And of course America the book

Heroes:

My grandma, Firefighters, Jon Stewart, Kurt Cobain, Thomas Jefferson, Will Ferrell