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Nerd Soul Mate!

i'd do it for a box of donuts and a sharp poke in the eye!

About Me


yeah, i have a lot of mood swings and temper tantrums, to say the least. for the most part though i don't hold a grudge. i get really pissed about shit then get over it. i have no choice! holding grudges isn't really the way a Bad Girl acts!! and i'm definitely a Bad Girl! unless you fuck me over and then i'll not only never forgive you...but i'll make sure Karma bites your ugly ass. and then i'll get my revenge.
i like to wear tiaras and pink tennis shoes. i can snarl with both sides of my lip. i've been to Japan twice to see my other half, my very best friend, my Nerd Soul Mate, Amelia. her husband is totally fucking awesome as well. September is the hardest month for me but i love June. i love the desert and the hotter and drier the weather, the more i love it. my niece and nephew are everything to me and i miss them very, very much. i never watch a movie i like just once, i tend to watch movies over and over. then i will quote them back to you until you hate them.
[I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+]

My Interests

good things:
Starbucks
books [esp. from the library]
movies [esp. from NetFlix]
live music [esp. in a small venue]
DVR [esp. Vh-1 Classic]
sudoku
pretty much in that order at the moment. the hotter and sunnier the weather...the happier i be.

I'd like to meet:

let's take a minute and spend more time discussing people i do not fucking want to meet, chat with or talk to...oh, and if you are all about your kids....pass me by. i don't really like kids. i especially don't like kids i don't know or am not related to. no, yours ain't the exception. i don't want to be somebody's momma. so if you got kidlets? keep on walkin'! i don't believe that children are our future and all that societal bullshit about being a parent or mother. i have none and i aim to keep it that way.

oh and people who can fucking spell correctly are bonus. that means definitely, most especially. by the fucking way...

THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING "A" IN DEFINITELY. THERE IS NO "A"!!!!!!

if you cannot master that simple task of spelling, you suck. even if you are a dear friend to me i still cringe when i see it and i want to throttle you. i won't even get into "msg spk" in non-text messaging situations. unless your dick is on fire, or worse, SPELL IT THE FUCK OUT. it's not hard to type out "you" instead of "u" or "i don't know" instead of "idk" when you are writing your profile out here on MySpace. rise above your age and generation and have some pride, for fuck's sake! unless you have a very caustic, hilarious sense of humor and you are being funny. [notice i said BEING not TRYING TO BE. there's a difference there, champ.]

if you can master basic English skills, then i might consider being your MySpace friend. i probably will be your friend anyway as long as you understand every single time i see "definately" i want to stab your eyes out with a spork and kick you hard in the shins. seriously.

Music:


Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley Paul Weller, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Buckcherry, The Beatles, Tenacious D, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Matthew Sweet, Jason Mraz, Jude, Lisa Loeb, Harlow, Fluffy, Liz Phair, Weezer, Madonna, The Beastie Boys, old school hip hop, 70s disco, 70s punk rock, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, 80s hair metal, 80s new wave, Dave Matthews Band

Movies:

Grease, Grease 2, Rock 'N Roll High School, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, Singin' in the Rain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grandma's Boy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Pretty in Pink, Committed, Overnight Delivery, Wedding Crashers, The Allnighter, Party Girl, Heathers, Reality Bites, Never Been Kissed, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Television:

Dharma & Greg, My So-Called Life, BBC's The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Pick Up Artist, Samantha Who?, The Brady Bunch, The Sopranos, Saturday Night Live, Man Vs. Wild, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Katie + Peter, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Chelsea Lately, Vh-1, Bravo!, A&E

Books:

right now i'm into a combination of chick lit, historical fiction and obscure treatises on musical genres and the history of music. anything about Africa will catch my eye too! Anne Thomas Soffee and Pamela Ribon are my personal book muses and writer heroes!

Heroes:

The Dalai Lama, Thich Naht Hanh, Mother Teresa, Sister Dorothy Stang, Mia Farrow, The IRC, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Oprah Winfrey, Julius Nyerere, Doctors Without Borders, OXFAM, One.Org, Jimmy Carter, Muhammad Yunus, The Grameen Bank, Public Affairs Books, Bono, Angelina Jolie, Jonathan Larson, my mom, my Nerd Soul Mate

My Blog

i have a job now

so i have a job now. and a new profile pic up cause my Baby Luvins finally sent it to me. other than the slight frizzy goodness of my locks i love this picture. i love my Baby Luvins. i miss my Spring...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:49:00 PST

just a note...

so i just turned 36. gee, i love that. heh! i miss my friends in Springfield but i'm enjoying my mini-break for peace & quiet here in Texas. it finally got cold here but it was hot on my berfday! ...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST

The Biddie Buddie Brigade

*waves to the Triple B Threat!* HI LADIES!!!! i would like to state for the record that nothing is worse than a fucking bitch who stabs people in the back. that includes making fun of and talkin...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST

*sigh*

well, no Baby Luvins this time around but that's okay. i miss you, Andrew!!! you better still fucking visit me though! ;) the weather here is craptastic to say the least. cold, snow and ice but s...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST

B to the L!

it's almost Baby Luvin's Time! YAY! it's kinda like Peanut Butter Jelly Time only with better dancing and music! :D it was really nice here over the last few days and now it's cold again. pfft! i hate...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

i busted my ass the other day...

so yeah, i'm here in Westbury, NY. it's colder than fuck here and i'm not used to it. i fell hardcore on the ice on Thursday on my way to fetch Raymond from the train station. i full on hit my elbow [...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

*waves!* HI BRAININFORMATION LOSERS!

wow, how fucking lame and retarded are you bunch??? ahahahhaa!!!! *waves again* having fun stalking me, you stupid bunch of fucktards? it never fails to amaze me how i never think or care about you an...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

moving to NYC!

yes, it's true. i'm moving to that greatest of all great cities, New York City. i can't wait because i love the big city and all it's glory since i'm a city girl through and through and always have be...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

stupid assed bitches on MySpace

people who try to run a "business" from MySpace need a good, swift kick in the cooter. especially people who "work from home" as a "romance specialist". basically what you run is a sex toy business vi...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

nerd nerd nerd...

i would just like to say that there are people on here who are totally fuckin' NERDS!!! dude,you are such a nerd. heh. xoxo...
Posted by Nerd Soul Mate! on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST