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About Me

Currently I'm a scratchy faced mutt with selective memory and semi-socially phobic with outgoing tendencies, huh? Too independent for my own good, but I'm trying. I'm loyal to a fault. Don't mistake me being nice to you for weakness and don't mistake my jerkfaceness for being a complete prick. I'm somewhere in the middle. I can't spell worth a shit. Almost always hungry and thirsty, so gimme some. Been hybernating for the past year or so, and it's the start of winter and i'm just starting to wake the fuck up.

My Interests

running around like an idiot, throwing stuff, riding things, trying to remember what i did AND what I dreamt last night, competing in anything, volleyball, rafting, hiking, canoeing, baseball, football, foursquare(no really), travel, TESTING THE LIMITS OF MY CONSTITUTION AND MORALITY, kickball, trying not be too chill or too intense, chasing skirts.
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I'd like to meet:

I'm done. I just want to meet Maggie Gyllenhaal. That is all.

Music:

You give me some music and I promise I'll listen.

Movies:

lots and lots, city of lost children, delicatessen, the jerk(first comedy I ever saw), Ran(epic battle), Zatoichi flicks, Bullit(car chase, attitude), a boy and his dog, once were warriors(quality fights,etc.), the secretary(hot shitttt), the first 2 seasons(I think) of miami vice(michael mann directed, come-on!!), heat(ditto), shawn of the dead, 28 days later, particularly zombie movies, end-of-the-world type flicks that are original and have good follow through, dark twisted sick perverted bloody creative original "awe-shit" type movies that you can't wait to tell your friends about and keep thinking about them for days on end( Wait... I like it when I meet a girl who has the same effect on me ). Go rent 'oldboy', my new favorite movie and perfect example. I seem to have a habit the past several years of being movie characters for halloween. saw 'murderball' - not a horror flick, and got to meet one of the 'stars' in the documentary, very cool. 40 year old virgin was funny as hell, so was just friends, good night and good luck was swell, Pusher 1,2, and 3. Apacalypto, Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth, I missed the first 30 minutes of Children of Men so I guess I cant really say I saw the damn thing. But it was really good, er what I did see that is. BLADES OF GLORY!!!!! Grindhouse!!!, 28 weeks later mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true"

Television:

dont own a t.v., not cause i'm sooo enlightened and think i'm above it, but because that shit can suck me in and nothing gets done. And i read a shit-ton more bookz. FREAKIN cathode nipple... but there are a few shows I like to watch with friends. 24, Heroes(HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!), Curb your enthusiasm

Books:

as of late - The Big Nowhere, The Beast God forgot to create, Mayo Clinic Guide to Alzheimer's Disease: The Essential Resource for Treatment, Coping and Caregiving,, Explosion at Orly; How a disaster transformed Atlanta, contradiction in part, what the deaf mute heard, samuel clemens stuff, animal minds, telling tales, Freakanomics, most anything by Cormac McCarthy, under the black flag, guns germs and steel, any and all home improvement books, walking dead, we_3, Y the last man, house of M, hellboy, shanna the she devil, down, DMZ, shoalin cowboy, the exterminators(hilarious), Fell, Sedaris stuff, Niel Gaimon, William Gibson

Heroes:

my grandfather when he's not yelling at me. And yes he was yelling at me before I took this pic. Jaguars Paw from Apacalypto. He handled his bidness!! Oh, and this guy Mitch Hedberg(r.i.p.), I was fortunate enough to see him live twice before he died...thats kinda funny.