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Jessica Martini

It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake!

About Me

I'm secretly outgoing... but my love for being apathetic makes me appear shy...I totally follow the rules and fancy myself a rebel.My farts smell like Butterscotch. No fooling! It's either butt or scotch. LOL Seriously, just message me to find out more about me at z2plus2equals5z on AIM, ladybugjess83 on Yahoo!, and kroqloverjess on MSN.

My Interests

Stuff. Rock Music, Alternative Rock, Rock en Espanol, the UK, Hot Boys, Canoodling with delicious boys, Clubbing/Bar hopping, el espanol, Barbie, Chocolate, the retro 70s, Riding the Metro, erm.. stuff. Did I mention boys?

I'd like to meet:

I'm just on here to kill time.
•Someone who could make the heat from in my pockets burn marks into my legs.
•I want a boy so drunk, he doesn't talk.
•Someone who likes Pina Coladas and likes getting caught in the rain.
And please DON'T just add me without asking first, I DO NOT want to be another "friend" on your page. Internet friends DON'T make you popular.
Oh also these fine ass fellas.

Playgirl's Sept Centerfold-DELICIOUS Johnny Maui!

Music:

At the moment:
the bird and the bee player visit inara and greg on myspace or get the code for this player Brought to you by cruxy.com

R A D I O H E A D Weezer, The Strokes, MUSE, Coldplay, The Beatles, ZOE, ZURDOK, The Doors, Ours, Thursday, Beastie Boys, Kent, Nirvana, GreenDay, Smashing Pumpkins, Peaches, Ray Coniff, Moenia, Cold, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Queens of the Stone Age, The Offspring, 311, Jumbo, Refused, The Rapture, Archive, Interpol, 50Hertz, Duran Duran, The Crocketts, Therapy?, Shed 7, KINKY, Velvet Shore, The Faint, Elefant, Franz Ferdinand, Beck, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Plastilina Mosh, Travis, AIR, The Killers, Moving Units, Le Tigre, Los Iracundos,Elton John, Brendan Benson, Mellowdrone, Starflyer 59, Artie Shaw, Pulp, Los Amigos Invisibles, The Carpenters, Lovage, The Bee Gees, Pete Yorn, Phoenix, Cursive, Bread, America, Lake Trout, Sub.Bionic...if it RAWKZ I will LYSYN.

Movies:

Ghost World, The Virgin Suicides, Love Story, 28DaysLater, Interview with the Vampire, Harold & Maude, Snatch, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Meeting People is Easy, Amorres Perros, A Clock Work Orange, Donnie Darko, Batman (ALL), Requiem for a Dream, Y Tu MamaTambien, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The NeverEnding Story, The Shining, Lovers of the Arctic Circle, Juliet of the Spirits, Fantasia/Fantasia 2000, May, Little Darlings, Bowling for Columbine, El Crimen del Padre Amaro, Hable Con Ella, Edward Scissorhands, The Royal Tennenbaums, Welcome to the Doll House, Murial's Wedding, The Omen (all of them), Twin Falls Idaho, Snow Falling on Cedars, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, SpongeBob the Movie, Fight Club, American History X, Dancer in the Dark, El Libro de Piedra, De Que Color es el Viento, Love Me If You Dare, Pillow Talk, Down with Love, Move Over Darling, A Touch of Mink, Sin City, Waking Life, About A Boy, Match Stick Men, Everything is Illuminated, Hard Candy, Mean Girls, The Science of Sleep, The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, C.R.A.Z.Y., Harvie Krumpet, and many more that I can't think of right now.

Television:

SpongeBob SquarePants, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Three's Company, The Simpsons, Friends, Family Guy, SNL, South Park, ABFAB, Keeping Up Appearances, MtvEspanol, Batman, Seinfeld, Merry Melodies, Silly Symphonies, Adult Swim, Degrassi, The Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy, Dave Chappelle Show,Sex and the City, Sonic Cinema, Arrested Development, practically anything on Sundance-IFC-AMC-TCM-Fox Classics-KCET/PBS-BBC-TVLAND-BRAVO-Discovery-National Geographic-

Books:

If I can learn from it, I will read it. Just to name a few now because I'm tired : 1984 (explains my screenname), Animal Farm,The Face On the Milk Carton, Whatever Happened to Janie?, The Vampire Chronicles, A Clock Work Orange, The Jungle, Misery, Flowers for Algernon, Kiss the Girls, and others

Heroes:

Batman. He's the only superhero that is human. ;) Oh my Idol/Heroine PEACHES (Merrill Nisker), she kicks motherfuckin' ass!

My Blog

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FinallySaturdayFeb 24, 2007 A u t o m a t i c o !!!"S T R I P E //// N I G H T"You wanna hear it  We Play it!Bring your stripes !Shake your stripes !21 & OverLocated at:Tony's Bar2017 E. 7thBetween ...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

Empty and Amused

61 Odd Questions1) Do you talk in your sleep?Yes I do. Ever since I was a little girl. I don't think I do it as often as before though.2) Ocean or pool?Depends on my mood and the weather. Also where I...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

CANCELED!!!

That's right, Valentine's Day has been canceled! Why you ask? Because apparently you told Cupid you were sexy? Well he died laughing. Thanks ugly!Read this to cheer you up since you ruined Valentine's...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Ha quien le quede el saco, que se lo ponga sin verguenzas.

(that means in English-if the shoe fits, wear it, shameless bastards)I fuckin' hate gossip whores and nosy bitches (I'm not only talking about women, men are just the same-douche bags). Mind your own ...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Jessica + Jean Val Jean

I'm in LOVE!!! With this man:I got to meet him today for the first time and I'm still on cloud 9. He has such amazing eyes and when he stares at you, you can't look away. He puts you in a spell. He's ...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight

Lots going on TONIGHT. As far as I know I'm up for this here, Pink Moon show@ CRANES HOLLYWOOD TAVERN FREE 11PM, AND Dennise's birthday party in Van Nuys. Call me bitches cuz I'm out for the day.SATUR...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:42:00 PST

The Best Part of this Shitty Month

NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!! It's the best way to say "FUCK OFF HOLIDAY SEASON!!!" Plans aren't official with me yet. Looks like no San Fran cuz asshole Vilen is being a jerkface. So who wants to party with me ...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

Totally Crushed Out

100. First off, what's your name?Jessica99. Why were you named that?My mother thought it went well with Catalina. 98. Who is your best friend?Yanira and Iris.97. Do you have any siblings?Shit loads.96...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

I Think Better When I'm Bustin' A Move YO!

OH MY FUCKIN' GAWD THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!"Foo'. Dancing don't create problems. It solves 'em!"...
Posted by Jessica Martini on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST

Gonna Give You Something So You Know What's On My Mind

Justin was fuckin' hilarious on SNL this past Saturday.This was one of the best skits:One: Cut a hole in a boxTwo: Put your junk in a box.Three: Make her open the box....
Posted by Jessica Martini on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST