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joe--no phone

you don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows

About Me

i do what i do and i do it on a regular basis. my peeves include domestic sprawl and rent. i feel bottles are best when accompanied by beers. i smoke occasionaly but cigs are my one true vice. you know those things priced to own by every cash register in america? i'm like an impulse decision maker...school and various other responsibilities rule my life and everything else just falls inbetween.i'm not very complex in that i'm straight forward and straight up, tho i constantly change my mind and go a different way than i had originally planned.

My Interests

discing, boarding, cooking, driving, working, hacking, drinking, schooling, playing, thinking, being, seeing, hanging, chilling, eating, sleeping, talking, listening, watching,opening stuff, doin stuff, bein involved in stuff, building stuff, customizing stuff, ignoring stuff, focusing on stuff, being passionate about stuff, enjoying stuff, wrecking stuff, closing stuff.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with luckies if ya know what i mean. tiger woods at a disc golf course (i'm waiting pussy). many many new people. myselfa suga momma fo shiz

Music:

albums i'm listening to lately..beck odelay and mellow gold, SPOON KILL THE MOONLIGHT, bright eyes casadaga, built to spill you in reverse and keep it like a secret, white stripes white blood cells, weezer pinkerton, blackalicious the craft, damien marley welcome to jamrock, pavement crooked rain, crooked rain, pixies doolittle, hendrix the experience, bob d blonde on blonde, beatles white album, citizen cope, wilco a.m., mike doughty haughty melodic, david bowie young americans, sonic youth rather ripped and sister, tupac all eyez on me, yo la tengo i'm not afraid of you and i will beat your ass 89.3 whenever, albums, party music, country when i'm on the farm, folk in the morning (or talk radio), 97.1 at night, soundtracks, anything new and differentgangster rap is sweet, and obviously funk kicks ass, some good emo, some very few country still,... grunge, indie, raggae

Movies:

INTO THE WILD, no country for old men, easy rider, rebel without a cause, up in smoke, casablanca, the number 23, juno, drugstore cowboys, talledega nights, godfather saga, grandmas boy, scarface, the hills have eyes, boyz n the hood, goodfellas, the brotherhood of justice, shoot 'em up was hilarious in the worst best way possible, sin city, high fidelity, garden state, i heart huckabees, the warriors, fight club, jackie brown-"Coughing opens up the capillaries. When you cough, you're getting air - in this case smoke - to parts of the lung that don't normally get used. Coughing's good - gets ya higher. My dad coughs when he smokes all the time.", pool hall junkies, bill and ted's journies, fear and loathing, field of dreams, spun, the burbs, brother's solomon, anything with cheesy haha one liners cuz i'm lame like that, tootsie kicked ass-a laugh out loud, riotess, comedy from 1982..just way to good but i'm kind of a dustin hoffman fan so i may be biased, death to smootchie entertained me suprisingly, oh and speed is good. malkovich malkovich, taxi driver was wierd and good, life aquatic gets five stars, primer was intense and different, finally watched the doors movie and learned a lot i guess, waiting is one of my favorite, as is beerfest, the last samurai sucked (not a tom cruise fan), who framed roger rabbitPeeves=movies that are made just to make money Likes=Artsy movies, movies that require you to think, interpret, and analyze, john cusack movies-what? i can’t help it

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, arrested development=somewhat obsessed, seinfeld, flight of the conchords, entourage, weeds, south park, GO TWINS!, animal planet, discovery channel, golf is not as boring to watch as you'd think-play disc for awhile and add in a touch of tiger '06 and then try it, news radio, friends, mtv shit, some show on discovery channel "how they make it" or something like that..it's pretty interesting if you like learning stuff that isn't on mtv and is great while baked- but i don't do drugs, they're bad for your body, price is right!

Books:

just started rereading the kurt cobain journals, read a book on greek people for school that was pretty freakin fascinatin-kinda changed my life temporarily in that i find myself refrencing it in thought and speech plus the added bonus that crosswords are now much easier, also a pretty awesome book on genghis kahn..very informative

Heroes:

The Dude, mitch hedberg, Bowling/disc gods...um delivery..backscratchers are frickin sweet don't deny it. myself for buying a vehicle, the sweetest old lady who hooked it up with a couch and a poncho without askin for a thing. bob d. stoners such as bill and ted are bomb, people who rock outdated slang aka "rad, gnarly" and what-not Profile Layouts | Play Games Online Get your own free Chicago city layout at blipsy.com

My Blog

feb 19 - I died a little today

i guess kurt cobain is now classic rock.  i know maybe they were an instant classic or something like that but wow was 1994 really that long ago?  the day nirvana actually enters the realm o...
Posted by joe--no phone on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:39:00 PST

almost done

10 days of sts to go it's def worse than jail but yeah i don't think ill look at littering the same anymore either and i did find the grave of c.p. adams while doing it so that's good tripped on cid f...
Posted by joe--no phone on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

a short poem reguarding a certain govt. agency

out the door in a flurry slow down man what's your hurry i'm off to an appt. at the dmv gonna get my drivers id   how do you write a haiku again? cuz i think i may be close on this one-and yes i ...
Posted by joe--no phone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

took my first hit in 25 days...

it was of rez and i got like insta-baked; too high almost.  i'm glad i quit cuz at this point shwa would fuck me up.  i like the clear headedness better anyway, and drinkin ha...
Posted by joe--no phone on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:38:00 PST

Sunday, July 08, 2007 raindrops keep fallin on my head (do do do-da-do da-do)

that don't mean my eyes will soon be turnin red so it rained today right like the biggest thunderstorm in a long time.  i waited; and once the worst of it was over, i grabbed a paper, and hi...
Posted by joe--no phone on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:13:00 PST

Thursday, June 28, 2007

so i got this idea for a wedding movie a couple years back but after going to my buddy pat's last weekend i rearranged it into an actually good idea i think so there's this couple that's engaged, but,...
Posted by joe--no phone on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

bothering me lately

dumb girls well that's it i guess i fuckin hate dumb annoying girls...you have to admit they are dumb..and annoying just a bad combo and who likes that?
Posted by joe--no phone on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

3/12/07 - Then Came the Puddles

so i leave my house to go find a good spot at this park.  it's all sunny and nice; a pretty good monday morning for a st-roll (haha think about it).  upon reaching this destination, i reali...
Posted by joe--no phone on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

feb. 9-super troopers i.i.i.i.

i need to own a copy of this movie.  i don't want to rent it because i can't just watch it one time.  i need to be able to watch it anytime i want.  somehow 1 time wouldn't be good...
Posted by joe--no phone on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

Imax scandal

used 1 outdated free admission pass to the zoo the admit 3 persons, including myself, into the imax theater.  yeah the front desk declined it, but so what?  is that supposed to mean that I ...
Posted by joe--no phone on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST