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tiffy monster!

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About Me


when im good, im good. when im bad, im better...
candycanes, whips & chains, smally furry mittens. arsenic, lace, & calico kittens. flesh bound in leather all tied up in string .. these are a few of my favorite things. im a 24 year old junior majoring in Criminal Justice, with a minor in Psychology. i have 10 piercings that don't include my ears, 4 tattoos, 2 cats, 1 husband, a small apartment and a partridge in a pear tree.
if i took this cigarette & put it out on you .. would you love me?
**disclaimer**
-i do not usually participate in bulletin or mail chain letters
-i do not usually reply to those "if you're truly my friend you'll send this back & pass it along" letters etc, etc..
-in fact, i hardly ever read them unless the title grabs my attention or i'm insanely bored outofmymotherfuckingmind, k? thx.
-if you send me a message and i don't reply - or don't reply for a while -don't get your effing panties in a wad. unless i know you personally and/or the message is pertinent to the time alotted, i probably won't spend enough time online to reply to every message thats sent to me.
-if you're looking for a friend to leave you lots of blog comments, image comments or just comments in general - then i'm probably not the gal for you. unlike some people, my self-esteem does not come from how many friends i have or how many comments people have left me, and yours shouldn't either.
-i DO NOT whore people on bulletins, nor do i ask people to do the same.
-if you're a band: yeah, i'll add you. i'm always open to hearing new tunes of all sorts .just don't suck.
...if you're still with me on this, i think we'll get along just dandy.

"Nuff said.

The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of a bright world dies
When day is done.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.
-Francis William Bourdillon

RIP
Anna Caroline Menkel
Beloved Daughter, Sister, Cousin, & Friend
Gone But Never Forgotten
September 1987 - January 2005

My Interests

felines, astrology, criminology, psychology, singing, intellectual conversations, social sciences, mind altering substances, philosophy, aesthetics, metaphysics, reading, writing, science fiction, piercings, tattoos, body modification, sacred geometry, universal consciousness, voltaire, long hair, intelligence, privacy, honesty, junk food, jack daniels, marlboro reds, invader zim, the color purple, memphis pizza cafe, Ps2, GTA, thc, rock n' roll ..m/, horror films, zombies, pushing buttons, caffeine, vicodin, yer mamma.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO WILL SURPRISE ME AT MY DOORSTEP WITH A DOZEN WHITE ROSES SINGING "SUMMER ROMANCE (ANTI-GRAVITY LOVE SONG)" AND THEN FLY ME FAR AWAY FROM THIS CITY!!
..ain't that sappy enough to gag a maggot off a gut wagon!
aim - yo its tiffy
livejournal - _nachtkatze_
photo album - ImSickButPrettyStrapping Young Lad; Love?

Music:

skinny puppy, das ich, :wumpscut:, the cure, ohgr, luxt, velvet acid christ, avenged sevenfold, cevin key, frontline assembly, fantomas, mr bungle, dillinger escape plan, pantera, superjoint ritual, jack off jill, switchblade symphony, portishead, lycia, tool, helmet, deadboy & the elephantmen, godhead, nine inch nails, devin townsend, faith no more, down, velvet revolver, sneaker pimps, tori amos, ween, kmfdm, soilent green, system of a down, corrosion of comformity, black label society, agents of oblivion, poe, alice in chains, chemical brothers, gwen stefani, hanzel und gretyl, maroon 5, down, acid bath, dimmu borgir, rammstein, the crystal method, seether, mike patton vs the x-ecutioners, duran duran, cradle of filth, damageplan, ministry, queens of the stone age, tool, a perfect circle, kidney thieves, bjork, primus, incubus, pink floyd, the doors, strapping young lad, mastadon, clutch, stone temple pilots, tori amos, depeche mode, the fixx, electric hellfire club, lovage, marilyn manson, the killers, franz ferdinand, mudvayne, zakk wylde, the chemical brothers

Movies:

the machinist, the changeling, pi, requiem for a dream, lost highway, mulholland drive, spun, texas chainsaw massacre, suspiria, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, the godfather, bully, scarface, star wars trilogy, evil dead trilogy, donnie darko, edward scissorhands, labyrinth, shaun of the dead, the boondock saints, slc punk, party monster, house of 1000 corpses, minority report, the fifth element, dogma, bowling for columbine, mall rats, clerks, se7en, being john malcovich, kill bill vol 1, kill bill vol 2, sin city, the ring, ringu, the eye, kung-fu hustle, assault on precinct 13, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, pulp fiction, blow, the mexican, kalifornia, solaris, highway, reservoir dogs, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, american history x, the dark crystal, whatever happened to baby jane?, hush hush sweet charlotte, training day, the hole, ravenous, dead end, ichi the killer, constantine, the eye, hush hush sweet charlotte, psycho, twin peaks: fire walk with me, legend, the dark crystal, the princess bride, the devil's rejects, the adventures of baron munchausen, house of wax, predator, alien vs predator, saving private ryan, apocalypse now, jawbreaker, the rocky horror picture show, the exorcist

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, OZ, Carnivale, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Cops, Forensic Files, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Six Feet Under, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dead Like Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70's show, Trauma: Life in the ER, Court TV, SciFi Channel, Robot Chicken, Fat Actress, The Surreal Life

Books:

Aliester Crowley;Diary of a Drug Fiend, James Curcio;Join My Cult!, Albert Camus;The Stranger, HG Wells;The War of the Worlds, Bob Frissel;Nothing in this Book is True but its Exactly how Things Are, Viktor E. Frankl;Man's Search for Meaning, HG Wells;1984, Nathaniel Hawthorne;The Scarlet Letter, Aldous Huxley;Brave New World, F. Scott Fitzgerald;The Great Gatsby, Mark Z. Danielewski;House of Leaves, Poppy Z. Brite;Lost Souls, Thomas Harris;Hannibal, Dan Brown;The Da Vinci Code, Douglas Adams;The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Phillip K. Dick;A Scanner Darkly, JD Salinger; "Nine Stories", Ray Bradbury;Farenheit 451, The Bible, Oscar Wilde;The Picture of Dorian Gray, Stephen King;Black House, Anonymous;Go Ask Alice

Heroes:

; My family - RaeRae!! , Leah , Wesley , & Lauren - I would die for these little ladies, no doubt.

My Blog

Make Me Beautiful..

NIP/TUCK TONIGHT BITCHES!!!! SEASON 3 PREMIERE!!! TUES. SEPTEMBER 20, 2005 9:00PM CENTRAL TIME ON FX!! Hopefully Mz. Melissa will get off work in time to make it to me casa and catch the last bit of ...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:28:00 PST

If this is sight I'd rather be blind.

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -Lord Byron (I seem to be lacking in the sensation department. It seems that the paint on the canvas of my ...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:25:00 PST

I wish I could live here..

Totally hot, hehehehe.  ...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:17:00 PST

New ink to come...

OUROBOROS; (Greek -"the tail devourer");Ancient Egypt circa 1600 B.C.E -Represents the "Wheel of Time" or "The Cycle of Life"- I can't decide if I want it circling the egyptian bastet goddess I have...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:11:00 PST

Dyn-O-mite.

I just woke up with a beer hangover from the unholy pits of barley hell. Melissa picked me up not long after I got off work and we headed into Mempho on the prowl for a tasty meal. We final...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 09:53:00 PST

Dirty needles...

Im incredibly worried about a friend of mine. I talked to his Momma a couple nights ago. She sounds like she's already lost her son. Tuesday he came and jacked shit up here at work (computer parts and...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:37:00 PST

I scanned these pictures today...finally.

I finally sat and downloaded the drivers for my all-in-one printer/scanner/copier thingy and hooked the machine up to my computer. I've been wanting to get these uploaded for a while. These pics were ...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:28:00 PST

Mr. Bungle (My Cat) is sick..

Around 3:30am Sunday we had to take Mr. Bungle to the Emergency Pet Hospital. He was meowing and writhing in pain - I just couldn't bare to wait until the sun came up. Turns out he has the equivalenc...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 02:49:00 PST

TGImotherfuckingF.

Had a fucking great TGIF. Went shopping with Barry. Bought this sexy pinkish/purple tanktop too. We ate at El Chico's, sat and chit-chatted for over an hour. Afterwards we headed down to Black Lodge V...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:18:00 PST

To my graveflower..

Just like this you fancy me;As I hang from this wretched hook of lies my endless dreams still do not save me from the beauty of your face. Seeping through your pores my venom spreads, yet yo...
Posted by tiffy monster! on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST