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Karla-Sphinx

you'll be the first and last to know. oh, you'll never know.

About Me



about me? well, i'm a mess. a big, unruly mess. but hey, i love it. in fact, each step i take is a controlled, calculated fall.
Oh, and don't forget. Vote Dukakis

ahh... the memories.

"Be good, or be good at it" -Miguel
"i'm a very private person. when you think you've really gotten to know me, i hope you realize you're barely skimming the surface. but go ahead, let's give it a shot, shall we? challenges are fun." -Samantha

"What's more vulnerable than a peach??" -Elf
"read like a book."
"Circle Jerk."
"i diddle daddle in my pussywillows from time to time."

-Chris, hahaha
"Go to the mattresses." -The Godfather
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I wanted to destroy something beautiful." -Fight Club, quite possibly one of the greatest movies ever made. :)
"And how did you feel, being denied these Hungry, Hungry Hippos?"
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
-Donnie Darko
"If you see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down." -standup comic guy.
i consider myself to be a Lefty Liberal. i'm also Catholic, so those two don't really mix. i "strongly dislike" cats. i'm on a feverish job hunt. annnd... i think that's it? for now anyway.
oh, fun fact? i just remembered that i can scream like i'm being murdered. this is fun for me. i like to scream like this on rides at six flags. i made someone vomit on the frisbee once. good times, good times.
"trait snapshot:
expressive, likes large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, likes being busy, loves to please, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, selectively trusting, mostly optimistic, desires attention, semi-aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic, romantic"

My Interests

LMFAO why are we so awesome. hahaha i miss you bitches. and i am one FINE ASS director. LMAO

I'd like to meet:



Kaptain K.O.,

and only because i know i'll get knocked the fuck out. but what a challenge! after all, it IS the captain of knockouts. hahahha

Music:

i listen to a lot of different stuff, but my playlists are mostly compiled of rock. i LOVE music. you have no idea.

Movies:

i also heart movies. many, many movies.

Television:


i wish i could dance like carlton banks. lmfao at times his face looks so demonic. lmfaoooo

Books:

i like to read.

Heroes:

just my siblings in order of birth. haha