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Ratfink

I am just another asshole.

About Me

My name is Geoff. I attend San Antonio College and I intend to major in Conversational German. After college I hope to be commissioned into the Army as an officer where I'll try to make it a career, (more than likely, my stupidity will get me discharged. Honerably hopefully) then if I can still use most of my faculties I will begin the hunt for a high school job that teaches German. Afterall it seems to be the thing to do with ur college major; go teach kids!. If not, I'm moving to Germany to star in a whole line of German porn videos. (Its been my life-long dream.) My porn star name will be Herman the German. I kid, I kid. or am I?

My Interests

I don't have many interests. I like puzzles. Though not good at them, quite the conundrum. I like to take things apart and try to put them back together. Eh, thats about it. I'm sure I have more interests but I just can't remember.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a good sense of humor and like to joke around all the time. I know, I'm a freaking idiot; but it keeps me happy. What type of firearm are you?
You are a Barrett M-82A1 (XM107)You are a lone wolf, you like solo missions, and you would rather reach out and touch someone instead of taking the risk of being in the shit.
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Music:

Country, Rock, etc...

Movies:

First it has to be believable, and it has to be somewhat accurate. I watch just about everything. I like to laugh more than getting the shit scared out of me; but I watch horror a lot too.

Television:

Adult Swim: Family Guy, Futurama, Robut Chicken, Inu Yasha, Bleach, ShinChan, Blood, Aqua teen Hunger Force, and Metalocolypse. Thats all I have time for.

Books:

Nothing recently.

Heroes:

I have no heros. Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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You are Superman Superman 85% Robin 82% The Flash 65% Supergirl 62% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 50% Hulk 50% Green Lantern 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 42% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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You scored as Medic. You're a medic. Not really into fighting people, but prefer to help and heal. Your a caring person who generally wants to help, but not fight. But instead you heal the injured. Your a brave person, but most people generally regard you as foolish because of the risks you take to help others. But you don't care because your a battlefield medic, and saving lives is your business.READY, CLEAR!!!!

Officer


75%

Medic


75%

Support Gunner


63%

Engineer


63%

Special Ops


63%

Artillery/Armor


56%

Combat Infantry


56%

Civilian


19%
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My Blog

My fate along with some other baggage.

I have just learned of my terrible fate. After the city of San Antonio is destroyed, a ravenous plague transmitted by blood, bite, or injection will spread throughout the city. I, Capt. Varian al...
Posted by Ratfink on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST