serious kitten

I am serious kitten, the denied son of the infamous serious cat. He knows the truth! I am one seriously fucked up teenage kitten and will destroy you if you piss me off. Being the offspring of serious cat i posses the infinate wisdom of my feline father counterpart. Just look at him you can see he is my daddy but the dumb cracker wont admit it....Don't make me call the CSA (cat support agency.)I am not the bastard son of nobody i am the bastard son of serious cat.