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Maryland Michael

You're an ugly motherfucker without somebody making a wig for your fucking head.

About Me

I'm 62% Vulcan, apparently.

http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Hooch, glove puppets, cartoons, singing in falsetto, walking on the moors, soiling sheets, cycling along smelly canals, spelunking, this that...

I'd like to meet:



big spenders
oyster shuckers
skinny benders
bad-ass fuckers

pre-raphaelites
a living song
lads in tights
donkey kong

giant creme soda
someone sassy
abe vigoda
edith massey

mountaineers
eggs on toast
delinquent queers
james dean’s ghost

beehive hairdos
the horse’s glue
yogi's bearshoes
maybe you

Music:

Meatloaf , A Silver Mt Zion, Adult, American Music Club, Aphex Twin, Ardisson, Bark Psychosis, Bat for Lashes, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Boards of Canada, Bowie, Captain Beefheart, Cocteau Twins, Crystal Castles, Death Cab for Cutie, Dirty Three, Disco Inferno, DJ Shadow, do make say think, Dream Machine, Durutti Column, Felt, Four Tet, Funki Porcini, Harold Budd, Hope Sandoval, Jeff Buckley, Joanna Newsome, Kate Bush, KLF's 'Chill Out', Kristin Hersch, Mary Margaret O'Hara, Minty, Miss Kittin, Mogwai, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Queen Adreena, Red House Painters, Royal Trux, Selfish Cunt, Sigur Ros, Silverfish, Siouxsie, Stars of the Lid, Sufjan Stevens, The Chameleons, The Clientele, The Cure, The Flamingos, The Ink Spots, The Knife, The Make-Up, The Smiths, Yes I've Alphabetised This List, Yo La Tengo

Movies:

Desperate Living, The Idiots, Fearless Vampire Killers, In Absentia, Street of Crocodiles, Lekce Faust, Krysar, Black Peter, Amores Perros, The Deadly Invention, Lair of the White Worm, Buffalo '66, Harold and Maude, Manhattan Murder Mystery, My Life as a Dog, Knife in the Water, Diamonds of the Night, Songs from the Second Floor, The Return, All About My Mother, early Harryhausen, Max Fleischer cartoons

Television:

Jam, Human Remains, Nitey Nite, League of Gentlemen, the first couple seasons of Mighty Boosh, good documentaries (Attenborough, Titschmarsh, etc), Space 1999, emergency broadcast patterns, static

Books:

My Idea of Fun, The Confederacy of Dunces, The Brothers Karamazoff, London Fields, In Patagonia, Sarah, Jacob von Gunten, Edgar Allen Poe's stuff, The Master and Margarita, Dante's Inferno with the Gustave Dore plates, Franny and Zooey, Zen and the Birds of Appetite ...

Heroes:

Those are edible submarines where I come from.

My Blog

Beware Hackney Marsh

My friend Xavior and I went cycling again today up the Lea River Valley near Hackney Marsh.  We actually spun our wheels a bit further today as I'd drank high-octane bev with breakfast and had a ...
Posted by Maryland Michael on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST