Eagret [E.B.S.C.]

Once upon a butt, there was a lonely family of porn stars. They were naked and wet. So, they decided to have a tea party. A naked tea party. So, they called Jim. Jim ate hot dogs for porn. Jim had some chickens in bed. He gave them his nipple ring. The tea party died.
Once upon a time, Roswaldo wanted some corndogs. So he spanked a moose. The duck wanted a corndog also. So he also dropkicked his ass, baby! Then he shouted, "Help! I'm Constipated!" So Jason licked his rusty trombone. Roswaldo was not happy. He decided eggs needed loving, and so he loved them. They laughed a maniacal pickle. So, they all exploded.
Michelle is a slutbag. and i love her she is retarded and needs to get a life. i really want her to stop talking to me. but she is sooo cute and she makes my heart go BLAGHHHH I HATE YOU MICHELLE WHY CANT YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE i just want to spend my life with you foreverBECAUSE YOU DRIVE ME INSANE and make me sick. AND I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME. BITCH.YOU STINKbe my valentinei love you =]WHORE.
(P.S. BRENDAN FRYE LIKES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE )