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Riley

The Traffic Lights, They Turn Blue Tomorrow

About Me

I enjoy hanging with phrends, beatboxing, partying (not too much), socializing with the elderly, Burning Man, Traveling the world, Anything outdoors, Nature, Photography, Fat Kids, Philosophizing, Not being serious, The Beach, The Mountains (My hometown), Other Cr8zy Cool things that I can't think of right now...Listen to my music on here. That's the best way to get to know me. And watch Poop Today. That's me too.

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..These Are Two Of My Bestest Buddies That Live Here In Floriston! This Is George: And This Is Justin: FAGGITS! And Here's Our Puppet Shows. "No Misbehaving, Ya Little Bastards!"

My Interests

Making movies, making funny faces, making animal/dinosaur noises, enjoying music... read my "about me". Im done.

I'd like to meet:

.. Here's Siggi, A Young Nine Year Old Who Enjoys Video Games, Food, And Not Getting The Frickin Ball Frown At His Head!

Music:

This list is not everything, but I do enjoy almost everything: Jack Johnson, John Mayer, 2 Live Crew (Hoochie Mama!), 311, ACDC, The Adicts, Aerosmith, Alien Ant Farm, Allman Brothers, America, The Arcade Fire, Asia, ATB, ATC, Bad Religion, The Beatles, Beck, Big Pun, Black Eyed Peas, Blackalicious, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob Sagget, Bruce Springsteen, Chali 2na, Citizen Cope, Cream, Credence Clearwater Revival, Danger Doom, Daft Punk, Death Cab For Cutie, Deltron, Depeche Mode, Donkey Kong!@, The Doors, The Eagles, Easy Star All Stars, Elvis, Eminem, The Faint, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Foreigner, Gnarls Barkley, The Good The Bad and The Queen, Gorillaz, Hank Williams, Heart, Hillary Duff (Psyche!) Jefferson Airplane, Jemini, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Journey, Jurassic 5, The Kids Of Widney High(Because Everybody Loves A Fwend), LED ZEPPELIN, The Living End, Living Legends, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madonna, Masta Ace, MC Paul Barman, MF Doom, The Misfits, Moby, Nirvana, No Doubt, NOFX, The Offspring, Outkast, People Under The Stairs, Pepper, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, R.E.M, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Sean Paul, The Shins, Slightly Stoopid, Snoop Dogg, Soul Coughing, Stereo Total, Steve Miller Band, Sublime, Techno, Tenacious D, Weezer, The Who, Yes, Zero 7, The Zombies, and Our Home Recorded Song "Poop Today?"

Movies:

Any JAGoff Produced Videos, Borat, Anchorman, King Kong (1933 & 2006), Orgazmo, Office Space, Juno, Superbad, No Country for Old Men, Pulp Fiction, Legend, Labyrinth, The Notebook?, Poop Today??, Lord Of the Rings-The whole freakin trilogy, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Jackass, Mystery Science Theatre, Litle Miss Sunshine, Dumb and Dumber, Dawn Of The Dead, Ace Ventura:Pet detective, Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls, The Excorcist, Jaws blah!, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars!, Old Science Fiction Movies (7th Voyage Of Sinbad, etc), The Descent, Batman, Batman Begins...And More

Television:

Planet Earth, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Scrubs, South Park, Rob & Big, Nip/Tuck, I love the 70s, I love the 80s, I love the 90s, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Seinfeld Re-runs, Seinfeld Marathons, Futurama, The Simpsons, Wonder Showzen, Lifetime Channel...Wait What The Fuck?

Books:

Maddox: Alphabet Of Manliness, Cat's Cradle, Sirens Of Titan, A Brief History Of Time, God's Debris, 2012: The Return Of Quetzalcoaltl, Breakfast Of Champions, The Ruins, Jaws, The Excorcist, Haunted, Choke, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Carrie, The Hobbit, The Darwin Awards, Harry Potter, Siddhartha, And Any Stephen King Book

Heroes:

Super Spaz, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and all of the extra-terrestrials out there... Also- Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.) and Jim Carrey

My Blog

Memorize All These In Case Of An Apocalypse Or Something...

I Found These In A Comment, Except The Very Last Fact Was Something Really Clever That The Person Added Like "Matt Has A Ton Of Friends/ Is Really Cool!" I Laughed So Hard and Thought 'Oh Man! That Gu...
Posted by Riley on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:38:00 PST