kings and queens and criminal queers

About Me

a high speed, fully-automatic assault rifle of sorts.

My Interests

time traveling all the time. street dog rescue teams.

I'd like to meet:

a top-notch carpet cleaner

Music:

ok.

Movies:

on sundays.

Television:

once in awhile

Books:

"The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. -- Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994

Heroes:

and

My Blog

my life in and out of the theatre.

clear clean shivering old flack jacket.the yemini sell us booze from under the counterwhen its after hours. and lead my drunken eyes overto taped up ppppppostcards showing panorama.the door bells sing...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

safety statistics of the withdrawl method

out there she twinkles for scott or josh or samuel orthe michael david adam chris' johns and bobbysand here it is a tap dance across a mine fieldof to her what was done (remember us,the unvirtuous you...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:22:00 PST

Happy Halloween: an ode to three kinds of Sweets

Taffy:im hooked on you big teaim a fool son of a bitch butgetting lost in you brownyahh, its all i can do is to runand stay up all fucking nightstaring at the cross and curveNerds:eating handfuls of c...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

get your fuckin!g hands out my go!d dam!n face! ben~

i spread on the cleaning farsh ister brash ralling er evon dnad ips flifter and bathe in gray water sharks swim as on tv raz izza pro grawling ha feefer bo rattah paint showered hot lava. waaaaa ee i...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

maximus cryptologist

chloe sat on the couch coughing up blood.reduced to bare chemical equationsmud clogged boot foot prints across her carpetsnowflake spray paint spatteringsand stuck all in her hair, and my god her chil...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:12:00 PST

Carya illinoinensis

it was my cousin whitney, it was a garden hose, snaked up to the roof. smokey had his thumb over the end so water sprayed everywhere. whitney, she had an umbrella, i had on camouflage chuck taylo...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

things you can do easily with practice

in here i have written the history of my life . it is in the equal footsteps of every crossed t. in the rebellious plunge of each y. it is your life too. reading half awake or asleep or right now, or ...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

the look of game theory

let me tell you in short wordsthat a gulch is kind of like a little valley.children, when it is given to thema suitable thing to hold. somethingthat spins a lot, something with rubberbands that snap a...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

juan es tropical

I.just look a little this way" here here here" perfect"over a bit, no wwaa, turn your chin. look up!hey! hey! hey! look up to where i 'm pointing"good. good. good. good. perfect"II. it is an old gross...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

thirty two reasons to fuck tonight(pt 2.)

we trudged through connected swamp over musted groundbetween walking treesbirdsong, a sparse leaf coveror steps surely landed on the footprintsof the sorry men who humped it earlier.these days, the we...
Posted by kings and queens and criminal queers on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST