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Kage

The only 2 things you need in this world are WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use

About Me

Hi there! First of all, I do not add anyone who requests me unless they message me. Even if I know you, please send one, because especially if you have a private profile, I sometimes cannot tell if I know you. Anyways, I'm really big on horses. I don't have enough time for them (who actually has time for their passion, especially when it does not include its own income and in fact costs way too much?), but I do try as hard as I can to keep up. There is a lot more to it than just sitting on some animal that does what you tell it to do, so it takes a lot of work. I also don't do any of the popular speed events such as barrel racing, jumping, cow work, etc. What I do is called pleasure, which is both English and Western, and I suppose pretty comparatively boring to watch. Basically there are different classes (like heats) that you go into, and you're judged on different things like how well you ride or how good the horse is, or how well you work as a team while performing a pattern. I actually think I would like to go for Miss Ramona Rodeo sometime, but I need a horse that will do that kind of thing and I need to live down there, so it will have to wait until after I graduate.
The reason I have no time for all this horse madness is that I am a sophomore in college, attending the University of California in Irvine as a Mathematics Major with a Concentration in Education. I have been hired as a tutor for the Learning and Academic Resource Center (LARC) on campus, and I am currently tutoring Math 2B: Calculus. My roommates will tell you that I am "studious" and that I am hard-working. I think I look like it more than I really am, because they see me at my computer and think I am working lol. I just happen to be relatively techie and I spend way too much time screwing around on the internet.
And now for the miscellaneous fun facts:
I used to be a boy scout I know my way around cars (I do the majority of my own maintenance) I know a lot about computers and am the usual tech support in my apartment I am a gamer I know just how recessive I am (but haven't calculated the probability yet): left-handed, blonde, colorblind, musical talent, and very conservative (that just has to be genetic...).
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My Interests

Horses, science, math, music, cars, and language, especially Spanish.By the way, I really hate that bulletin that's all like "this chick had to walk home and she took a dark alley and she prayed to God and the guy didn't rape her cuz he thought she had two tall men on either side of her" I just had to get that out...

I'd like to meet:

Always looking for new friends!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer.

Music:

311 A Perfect Circle B-52's Beastie Boys The Beatles Beck Black Eyed Peas Bob Marley The Bravery Cake Coldplay The Crystal Method The Cure Daft Punk Danny Elfman Depeche Mode Evanescence Fall Out Boy Fischerspooner The Flaming Lips Franz Ferdinand Gnarls Barkley Gorillaz Green Day Gus Gus Gwen Stefani Incubus Jet Johnny Cash Kelly Clarkson The Killers Korn Linkin Park Louis XIV Love and Rockets Madonna Maroon 5 The Mars Volta Matisyahu Miles Davis Modest Mouse Muse Nine Inch Nails Nirvana No Doubt Norah Jones The Offspring Oingo Boingo Orgy Panic! At The Disco Pieces of 8 Pinback Placebo Queen REM Radiohead Rascal Flatts Red Hot Chili Peppers Sigur Ros The Smashing Pumpkins The Smiths Soft Cell Stabbing Westward Sting Stone Temple Pilots Sublime System of a Down Tenacious D Thom Yorke Tool Weezer Weird Al

Movies:

RENT Frickin Napoleon Dynamite Star Wars Office Space Monty Python Meet the Parents/Fockers Matrix anything Will Ferrel or Ben Stiller or Mike Myers or Tim Burton or Danny Elfman

Brokeback to the Future : A spoof preview blending Brokeback Mountain and Back to the Future. All you need to know is that Brokeback Mountain was about 2 gay cowboys who had to keep their love a secret. Just watch and enjoy the gay connotations :D XD

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Television:

LOST How I Met Your Mother scrubs Monk I Love Lucy Star trek TNG The Simpsons Seinfeld My Name Is Earl American Idol

Books:

mmm...books...I love books. The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy ("At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour [stating the obvious]. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths would probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working"), I definitely recommend Scar Tissue by RHCP's Anthony Kiedis, and also, I love Shakespeare...

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Heroes:

Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, and my hedgehog spike:). I may have adopted him, but you could say he saved my life. Click on him he jumps!
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and my buddy Ian for this stunningly fabulous outlook on life: "don't worry, that dude is just your typical myspace whore. He invites his friends. Then his friends' friends. Then their friends, and keeps doing that until eventually he runs into you. Usually male myspace whores keep adding friends to increase the size of their e-penis. "
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My Blog

Muscle Museum

Today my song is Muscle Museum by Muse. She had something to confess toBut you dont have the time soLook the other wayYou will wait until its overTo reveal what youd never shown herToo little much to...
Posted by Kage on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST

Swamp Song

Swamp Song by Tool:My warning meant nothing.You're dancing in quicksand.Why don't you watch where you're wandering?Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?You're wading knee deep and going in.And y...
Posted by Kage on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

Knights of Cydonia

Ok, we're breaking off the RHCP trend and moving in w/ Knights of Cydonia by MUSE:Ahh Ahh AhhAhh Ahh AhhAhh Ahh AhhAhh Ahh Ahh(repeat, soprano)Come ride with me,Through the veins of history,I'll show ...
Posted by Kage on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Cabron

Today it's Cabron by RHCP on By the Way and yes I know what it means en espanol. That's not what it means in this song. It's endearing. Cabron cabron Cabron cabron I see you in the park You...
Posted by Kage on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:49:00 PST

Gong Li

Today it's Gong Li, which isn't yet on an album, but yes it is RHCP Some people say you hate me, I don't believe it's true, things that you're going through Some people say you hate me, I don't be...
Posted by Kage on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:51:00 PST

Taste the Pain

Taste the Pain, rhcp, Mother's Milk Flat on my back In a lonely sprawl I stare at the ceiling Because I can not fall Asleep tonight No not at all Head lights flash Across my bedroom wall Cr...
Posted by Kage on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:57:00 PST

Easily

That ultimate high energy fast-driving Easily by rhcp on Californication: Easily lets get carried away Easily lets get married today Shao lin shouted a rose From his throat Everything must go...
Posted by Kage on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 04:37:00 PST

Under the Bridge

Under the Bridge, RHCP, Blood Sugar Sex Magik Sometimes I feel Like I dont have a partner Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city of angel Lonely as I am Togethe...
Posted by Kage on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 10:39:00 PST

Aeroplane

Aeroplane, RHCP, One Hot Minute I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane, It's my aeroplane, Songbird sweet and sour Jane and music is my aeroplane, It's my aeroplane pleasure...
Posted by Kage on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:00:00 PST

Suck My Kiss

Today it's Suck My Kiss off of Blood Sugar Sex Magik: Should of been, could of been Would of been dead If I didnt get the message Goin to my head I am what I am Most motherfuckers Dont give ...
Posted by Kage on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:41:00 PST