Illiavander profile picture

Illiavander

I am here for Friends

About Me


Ya, ok, so I'm like this person, and, ya... lolz! My name be Illiavander... I'm like this girl, from Canada, Eh? Lolz! Canadian chicks fuckin' ROCK!!! yup yup.. so like, I'm like, so totally in love with this most awesomest guy! His name be Jon... or crazy_crow... *bats eyes dreamily* anyways... ya.. I like to laugh.. a lot... most people who know me will agree.. they'd actually probably say that I laugh an unusual amount.. oh, and of course, that I'm weird... and so so proud of that fact!!! Heaven forbid I should ever join the ranks of normal people!!! That would be a scary thought... Jon and I believe that society might find us a little too weird and try to trick us into being trapped inside this giant plastic bubble to separate us from the world... It's a conspiracy, I swear, not just the delusions of a delusional mind... hee hee.. *stare* *twitch* sorry, I have a tendancy of spazing out with weirdness... If it scares you, might want to turn around now before you get trapped in the insanity refered to as my mind... It's for your own safety.What's that? You want to read on? Well, it's your sanity... don't say I didn't warn ya! Well, as I was saying... what was I saying? Oh ya!!! stuff about me! well, I just finished my first year of Cegep (for all you non quebecers that means college)and ya... I'm a princess! actually, princesses are overated, what we really need are more elves!!! They're a dying race you know.. too many newbs coming and choosing elves cause they're all like "ooo I wanna be like Legolas!" well they go and get themselves killed!!! cause they're newbs! course.. I'm one of those newbs... but at least I don't go getting myself killed... maybe drunk and taken advantage of by a split personality drunken lesbian, but hey... at least I'm not dead or any worse for the ware... what I really wanna be is a pirate!! I'm planning on starting a crew!! Arggg! matey! Well, I supose I should wrap this up.. just one more thing.. I really love comments, even the really nasty ones the ones that criticise and the ones that compliment, so please, PLEASE write comments!!! Thank you! Oh by the way.. I LOVE JON!!!! which means all you other fems out there can't have him, he's mine! *bares teeth* back off.. bye! *said extremely cheerfully for someone who just a moment ago had teeth bared threateningly*
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?
How to make a Erin
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part silliness
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

let's see... Interests... hmm... I like music, and Jon, and drawing, and Jon, and movies... there's also Jon... and writing, and.. did I mention Jon? Ok so I like Jon a lot... but who could blame me.. he's so darn cute! ok.. people who are getting annoyed with my every other word being Jon I promise.. I'll stop now... I also like reading.. no.. scratch that, I LOVE reading... probably why I like writing... I like writing poetry, although some people would be inclined to say it's not poetry since it doesn't always rhyme, but hety, NEWS FLASH!!! Poetry doesn't have to rhyme!! go to a classroom and learn something you ignorant children! sorry about that, but dear God! poetry 101.. it don't gotta rhyme! I also like writing short stories, but what I'd really like to write is a novel.. I just have this little problem of finishing what I start when it comes to writing... I also, as I mentioned, like to draw.. my prefered media is pencil drawings, paint and pen.. my usual styles are abstract, fantasy, realistic and nudes, but I also dabble in landscapes. These are only some of my interests... I guess you could say another would be medieval weaponry and clothing.. I wanna get a sword like so bad!
♥Jon♥

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid of insanity... If you have a wild imagination, I think we'd get along famously! Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard!

adopt your own virtual pet!
How evil are you?

Music:

I love all kinds of music... If it has a nice beat, then I'll most likely enjoy it... My favorite bands are:
OnlyForward
Billy Talent
Muse
ThreeDaysGrace
Evanescence
Pink Floyd
U2
LedZepplin
ACDC
Aerosmith
The Beetles
Supertramp
and Queen
There are others, but I can't think of their names right now.. anyways... the first three in the list are awesome btw... you should check them out!!! Billy Talent II is amazing!!!

Movies:

I love movies.. just not horror flics.. hate them.. they give me insomnia.. my sleep patterns arer very fragile so scary movies bad.. very bad.. BAD SCARY MOVIES, BAD!!! anyhoo.. I like comedies, romantic films.. but my absolute favorite... are ones involving world catastrophy like the first two on my list!!
The Day After Tomorrow
The Core
National Treasure
Gone With The Wind
Dare Devil
Spider-man
X-men
Braveheart
Grind
Harry Potter
Lord Of The Rings
Mystery Men
Little Nikky
Breakfast Club
The New Guy
Underworld
Van Helsing

Television:

My favorite TV show ever is M*A*S*H* !!!! I love it! it's soooo great!! Alan Alda is soooo awesome!!! But, Honestly, other than that... I really don't watch television.. I can feel my brain turn to mush whilst I watch it.. so i don't... I rather read anyways... books are like watching a movie that no one else can see.. cause no one really ever sees the exact same thing... everyone imagines something different.. it's like a big secret.. it's cool.. I don't know.. I'm a book worm.. I read like a 900 page novel per week... ya.. that's right.. voluntarily!!! yup! *is proud*

Books:

I love reading historical romance novels and fantasy adventure books... Kathleen E. Woodiwiss and Johanna Lindsay are two of my favorite authors... BTW.. The Wheel of Time books are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Heros? what are heros? Oh are those those things that we admire and conform to? ya.. see. I don't have any of those.. see I'm an individual... so ya..

My Blog

At peace

Upon the forest floor he crawled, gasping for breath in this his final hour, desperately clinging to the thin shreds of life that remain to him.  Blood flows from his wounds as he drags himself from t...
Posted by Illiavander on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:55:00 PST

Insomnia

I lie in silence, my head resting on my pillow, fearful of the night.  My stomach churns from thoughts of a thousand evils swimming through my brain.  I find no solace in the warm comfo...
Posted by Illiavander on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:12:00 PST

Is it scary?

Is it scary?  The outside world is new to me... standing inside these walls it's hard to see what's beyond.  Is there love?  Is there hate? I wouldn't know.  Sometimes, if I ...
Posted by Illiavander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*Snow*

With the magic of a thousand angels, she covered the earth in a veil of beauty so intense, that for a moment time stood still, and every living thing stared in awe before it's shimmering glory......
Posted by Illiavander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poison

Inside, I feel it seeping, Inside, I feel it creeping, The poison that your words create courses through my veins, It's gentle agony torments me, till it's toxic venom coils around my heart and it is ...
Posted by Illiavander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*Hunger*

Silent cries into the night, your fear fuels my hunger. I hunger for the hunt, the kill, I hunger for the fun, the thrill, I hunger for your life, and still, You cry into the night!...
Posted by Illiavander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST