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Betty Machete

All my smiles are fake.

About Me

I wish Someone Actually read this. . . .
I am a mall rat.
I literally have a problem with shopping
That probably sounds weird but its an addiction.
I have a new obsession. . . WIGS!
I love my iPod.
Billy Corgan rocks my socks off.
So Does Conor Oberst,Maynard James Keenan, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Elliott Smith, & Thom Yorke.
I was a vegetarian for three years.
Meat just really disgusts me.
I drive a Jeep Cherokee.
I WANT a BMW.
I have Social Anxiety.
I love to read.
I work 50+ hours a week.
I am really smart.
But still I can be an airhead.
I fucking love South Park.
Savannah is my heterosexual life mate.
We only come out at night.
and We only drink Peppermint Schnapps.
Fight Club is my favorite movie.
Disarm me with a Smile.
I still quote Wayne's World.
I frequently suffer from insomnia.
I am Emotionally Distance.
I need Someone/Thing to bring me in.
I am (anti)depressed.
Requiem for a Dream is my second favorite movie.
I can feel that creepy dope smile taking over my face. . .
(and I am starting to like this)
21st BERFDAY!!!!

My Interests

Tattoos, Piercings, Alcohol, Artists, Philosophy, Astrology, Reading, Video Games, Photography, Musicians, DJ's, Indie, Emo, Hip-hop, Rock, Hardcore, Oldies and most things inbetween except fucking stupid shit

I'd like to meet:



I've been thinking about your hands on my (noun) all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my (noun). I'm getting (adjective). Can you feel it? (Verb) me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I (verb) your (noun)? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your (adjective) (noun). Put it in my (noun). Do you like that? I like it. I like it a lot. In fact, I love it. You're getting so (adjective). Touch my (noun). Look what you're doing to me. I'm going to (verb) my (noun) so that you can (verb) me there. Just like that. Just like that. Give me more. I need more. Touch my (noun) while you (verb) me. Feel my (noun). It feels so good. Your (noun) feels so good. Your (noun) tastes so good. Does my (noun) taste good? Tell me how good it tastes. You're driving me crazy. I'm ready for your (noun). Can I have it? Can I have it now? Oh yes. Thank you. Thank you. My (noun) is on fire. If you touch it I might ... You're like a (noun) of (noun) inside me. I can't take much more. I'm close to (verb)-ing. (Verb) with me. I want to (verb) with you. It's close; it's so close. (Verb) me harder. Faster. Deeper. Harder.

Music:

A Perfect Circle
A.F.I.
Arcade Fire
Atmosphere
The Beatles
Beck
Bella Morte
Billy Corgan
Bjork
Blur
Bright Eyes
Built to Spill
Clap your hands say Yeah!
The Cure
Cypress Hill
David Bowie
Death Cab for Cutie
The Decemberists
Deftones
Deltron 3030
Elliot Smith
Eminem
From Autumn to Ashes
Glassjaw
Head Automatica
HIM
I Am X
Idiot Pilot
Immortal Techinque
Incubus
Kittie
KMFDM
Kronos Quatet
Marilyn Manson
Mars Volta
Meat Loaf
Metric
Mindless Self Indulgence
Misfits
Modest Mouse
Neutral Milk Hotel
Nevea Tears
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Orgy
Panic! At the Disco
Pinback
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Portishead
Postal Service
Prodigy
Radiohead
The Refused
Sage Francis
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Snoop Dogg
Stars
Sublime
Thom Yorke
Tool
Type O Negative
The Unicorns
The Used
Zwan

This is almost everything in my iPod
Do you know something you think I'd like??? Please Tell me! ! ! Always looking for cool new bands to listen to!

Movies:

Fight Club
Requiem for a Dream
Pi
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Ghost World
more...

Television:


I LOVE Cartoons!! South Park!!!
Family Guy
tons of shit on Adult Swim like aqua teen robot chicken moral orel. . .

Books:

I rather enjoy reading as well!! These are my favorite authors Chuck Palanuik Hubert Selby George Orwell

Heroes:



My Blog

My Kitten

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Posted by Betty Machete on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

How to seduce me.

I got another interesting book This one is called Sex-Scopes How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy any Sign. Do you know what your are in for?Reading a female bull can be hard because she is excellent...
Posted by Betty Machete on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST

My Darkside

Many of you may already know I am fascinated with Astrology.I recently got a book entitled Darkside Zodiac by Stella HydeI copied down most of the Taurus section :)TaurusApril 21 - May21Taurus is a f...
Posted by Betty Machete on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:51:00 PST

Birth Chart

  Here is my birthchart I was born May 8th 1986 around 3:00 AM in Salt Lake City Sun in TaurusShe is strong-willed and conceited. She has charm, and is tolerant and stoical. She likes pleasure...
Posted by Betty Machete on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

I LOVE THIS..... SO READ IT!!!!

I know this is long but take the time to read itYou'll be glad you didThis is the most beautiful nonsenseI have ever read and I love it.The aeroplane flies high, turns left, looks right. The aeroplan...
Posted by Betty Machete on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:23:00 PST