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I'm only on myspace to get laid

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About Me



I go to Sac State and I like to sleep as much as possible. I recently quit my job because it got in the way of my sleeping.

If you're a band, add my band KILLGASM first. If I think you're evil enough or figure out a way that I can use you, then I'll add you myself.

AIM - Infant Inferno

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My Interests

Grindcore, Black Metal, Brutal Death & Goregrind, Heavy Doom, Thrash, Crvst, Punk thats offensive, Hardcore if it isnt gay (most is though), Gambling, Satan, Fat round asses, Blowing all my bill money on cd's and porn, FOBs, Vomiting, Trying to get rich off the stock market, Beastiality, Pretending to be straightedge, Burger King, Playing with my balls, Shaking people's hands after I just got done playing with my balls, Child and/or spousal abuse, Shows, Making women think that I like them so they'll buy me stuff, Replacing the letter "t" with upside down crosses, Business, Telling ridiculous lies to dumbass people and them believing me, Mingus Dew, Go-gurt, Hating as much as I can, Renting porn DVDs and then recording them to VHS, Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, Esoteric jokes about bands, Being unhealthy, Practicing drums but not getting any better, Going to WinCo at like 4am, Adding women who are hella older than me on Hot or Not, Bukkake, Dead babies, Pissing on the cross, Hanging out at record stores for so long that people think that I work there, Church arsons, Laziness, Sleeping, Keeping it evil

I'd like to meet:


Women with slanted eyes or big asses

Music:

Some of my favorites right now are:

Deathspell Omega
Shining
Waco Jesus
Guttural Secrete
Grand Belial's Key
Burzum
Infernal Revulsion
Gorgoroth
Screaming Afterbirth
Intestine Baalism
Weakling
Depression
Xasthur
Cult of Daath
Machetazo
Magrudergrind
Napalm Death
Dyscrasia
Putrid Pile
Immolation
Horna
Craft
Cephalic Carnage
Dystopia
Engorged
CBT
Winter of Apokalypse
ETTS
Frightmare
Leviathan
Ceremonial Castings
Phobia
Artery Eruption
Typhus
Crebain
Arghoslent
Breath of Sorrows
Book of Black Earth
Nasum
Haemorrhage
Ludicra
AxCx
Watchmaker
Drawn and Quartered

I listen to mostly Death/Black/Grind, but I like a lot of other shit too.

Television:

Reno 911! and wrestling (not TNA though)

My Blog

My birthday present to all of you

There's 3 things, actually, that I'll let the week of my birth take credit for (and I'll probably add more when I find out about them):1. Chris Jericho returning Monday Night Raw on my actual birthday...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

Dudes Gone Wild

Even though my official Spring Break was a month ago, I got this past weekend off from work and finally took a REAL vacation.I first went to Phoenix to play a show at the legendary Metal Devastation. ...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

Wrestlemania & Spring Break

I was gonna write about this over a week ago, but then got lazy and decided not to. But now I'm backed up in homework and procrastination always inspires me to write.Wrestlemania:Wrestlemania 23 didnt...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

I'll miss you big guy

Those of you who have been to my house knew my big fat cat Vince.Well he got sick and lost all his weight recently. Even though he's been skinny he still acted lively and healthy. But unfortunately he...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:55:00 PST

Top 10 Albums of 2006

I've been lazy and have been putting off compiling my list of best CDs for the year. Thankfully since I'm already getting backed up in homework for school, it motivates me to do more things to procras...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Teach Children to Worship Satan

2007 is looking to be my year! In addition to passing my first semester at a university, getting laid more, and meeting my dad and finding out hes hella cool with no medical conditions or baldness for...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

The Car Fridge

Another reason why winter is as awesome as it is grim!A week or so ago I bought a bunch of groceries and I left the 12 pack of soda in the car cuz I was too lazy to go back and get it after I brought ...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Birthday Blog

Wow, it's weird knowing that I'm 24 now. I feel like I should have accomplished more by now beyond being a lowly hourly employee at some soul sucking department store or going into my 6th year of coll...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

Poser Annihilation

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Poser Annihilation Death Fest last Saturday. I was really happy with how everything turned out.It was stressful at first because hella bands dropped several week...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Crazy Nights (ft. Blacarias and One Man Gang)

I went to Thunder Valley again earlier tonite with Zac and Adam (the Gang) and I finally got some redemption. After suffering constant loss after humiliating loss at Thunder Valley this past year, I f...
Posted by I'm only on myspace to get laid on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:51:00 PST