Music, film, playing guitar (bass tabs also), nature, historic architecture (such as castles, cathederals and victorian housing), computer games, football (just kidding), technology, art, poetry, poetry/song/script writing, analyzing/deconstructing/criticizing films (although at the same time I know how to enjoy a film) art, drawing (I hope interests also means likes. Not to be too technical or off the subject but to me they are two diffeent things entirely... Who gives a shit, I'll just carry on and leave this writing here... Although I could just wipe it off and save you people the reading material... Fuck it, I've speant two and a half minutes of my life writing this down for you people so I think I'll just leave it up and, if need be, delete it some other time when I'm bored. Sound good? Who cares what you think? You obviously came on to my profile expecting to find out more about me. You should be joyus, if not already that I'm writing all this down for you. Now, where was I? Fuck it, next section).
People who are genuine, fun/funny and have the same humour as me (which consists of obscure jokes about things most people would find offensive/confusing such as race, religion, politics, necrofilia, molestation, rape, film quotes from almost every film for the past 30 years etc. That's one more thing you people know about me. Scared? No? Good for you).
Cradle Of Filth, Tristania, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Devil Driver, Dimmu Borgir, System Of A Down, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, Tina Turner, Eminem, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Rammstein, Type O Negative, 80's and most of the 90's pop, Static-X, Mortiis, My Chemical Romance (gotcha), Oasis, Robbie Williams (seriously), Soundtracks, Harry Gregson-Williams, Hans Zimmer, Blink 182, Angels And Airwaves is okay, +44 is okay also and a whole lot of others I can't think of right now.
Dimmu Borgir - Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse (Live At Ozzfes
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The Thing, The Hard Way, American Pie 1, 2 and 3, Event Horizon, From Dusk Till Dawn, Big Trouble In Little China, Gladiator, Broken Arrow, Mortal Kombat 1 and 2 (Annihilation), The Matrix trilogy, Day Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, The Butterfly Effect, Goodfellas, The Eye, Scary Movie, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, American Beauty, Phone Booth, John Carpenter's Vampires, Die Hard 1, 2 and 3, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman And Robin, Batman Begins, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Saw, Jackass Number Two, Escape From L.A, End Of Days, Mean Machine, Rush Hour 1 and 2, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Taxi Driver, Walk The Line, Shallow Hal, Dawn Of The Dead (remake), The Shining (Here's Johnny!), Gone In 60 Seconds, Dodgeball, Silent Hill (probably the best game to film adaptation yet), Resivior Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Wild Wild West The Iron Giant, Matrix trilogy, Analyze This, House On Haunted Hill, Street Fighter II The Animated Movie, Jurassic Park 1 and 2, The Mummy, Wedding Crashers, X-Men 1, 2 and 3 (I'm the jugganaught, bitch!), The Last King Of Scotland, Zoolander, The Fox And The Hound, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Aladin, The Jungle Book, The Incredibles, Brother Bear 1 and 2, Beauty And The Beast, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, American Psycho, Good Will Hunting, Unleashed, all Bruce Lee films, 8mm, Forrest Gump, Armageddon, The Prince Of Egypt, Harsh Times, There's Something About Mary, The Mask, all Star Wars films (but especially the first 3 that came out), Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Snatch, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and yes, many more.
Red Dwarf, Bottom, The Young Ones, Only Fools And Horses, Men Behaving Badly, Blackadder series, Friends, Joey, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Spaced, Cracker, Takeshi's Castle, Bonzai, Lost, The Fast Show and others.
Bigger Than Hitler, Better Than Christ by The Rick Mayall.
I have no heroes apart from my mother and Rachael. It's not cheesey, it's true. They're the strongest people I've ever known.