Lets see fun easy going people that love life and smile, plz no depresive people. I'm always open to meeting new people so yeah! There's not much to do here were I'm from (and they wonder why the drug and pregnancy rate is so high!). im always up to going somewhere new. Lets see...hmm...anything else ask me? oh people like us that party this hard are always welcomed
IRVIS WHY I HATE MY SPACE!!! Body: ONE:There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"No, it doesn't.TWO:To the people who have like 1,000 friends,are you serious?You dont know half the people!You're stupid.Go play in traffic.THREE:Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG, I'm so fat"because if you were,you wouldn't post them.And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.FOUR:Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win, you're still retarded.FIVE:Quit crying because you're not on someones Top 8.Who cares?ITS MYSPACE!!!NOT YOURSPACE!!!SIX:Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking"What's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up fruit!!!SEVEN:6th graders who have MySpaceand look like sluts, and act like whoresgo somewhere else because nobodywants you here.And Parents: QIUT BLAMING MYSPACE for your kid beinga hooker, she was a whore beforeMyspace, and she'd be a whore without it!What does that say about yourparenting skills? ***Think about it!EIGHT:People who go on My space and decide to actuallymeet random people in life they don't know,and then start dating them, your stupid and one of thesedays will see your name on a Missing's person bulletin boardNINE: People who try and show off like they are the shit, but inreality they are weak and nerds, not hardcore or hot.TEN:And if you open a bulletin and it says something like" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dogtonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom "QUIT BEING A DUMB ASS!!
Mexicans duh. YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF... You have ever been hit by a chancla. You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music. You call your sneakers "tenees". You have at least THIRTY cousins. You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! You have ever had to tellyour kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. You go to a wedding or Quinceanera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS! ***You're proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends***